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Floridaboiler
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 Posted: 06/23/04 - 19:06 Post subject: Women can contribute to ending the war...
"AMERICA FIGHTS BACK
MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY
AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
SO THIS SATURDAY AT 2 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A OLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON 
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copteacher
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Posted: 06/23/04 - 19:20 Post subject:
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Posted: 06/23/04 - 19:25 Post subject: Re: Women can contribute to ending the war...
| Floridaboiler wrote: | "AMERICA FIGHTS BACK
MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY
AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
SO THIS SATURDAY AT 2 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A OLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON |
Real American men do not drink out dated beer. 
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 06/23/04 - 19:33 Post subject:
ok, that was pretty fubby!
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robp
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Posted: 06/24/04 - 07:45 Post subject:
I'm going to shine up the lawn chair tonight!
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andydp
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Posted: 06/24/04 - 10:10 Post subject:
Let me get my binoculars cleaned out. The chairs are ready. The beer is cold.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 06/24/04 - 10:46 Post subject:
now Theres something to salute
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gretriever
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Posted: 06/24/04 - 10:48 Post subject:
Is that part of the Democratic platform, or the Republican? 
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pokychick
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Posted: 06/24/04 - 11:05 Post subject:
so if I go outside nekkid tonight, and people close their eyes and run away screaming, they are terrorists?
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gretriever
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Posted: 06/24/04 - 11:13 Post subject:
| pokychick wrote: | | so if I go outside nekkid tonight, and people close their eyes and run away screaming, they are terrorists? |
Well, do they usually? 
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bpdou
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Posted: 06/24/04 - 11:22 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: |
now Theres something to salute
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God Bless 'Merica...
God bless that it reposts pictures...
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