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Cappy
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 Posted: 11/10/03 - 21:27 Post subject: Wimmins Rules for Mins
In order to be fair, I found a list of rules that us mins need to abide by
1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.
8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.
10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
16. We are drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.
30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.
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copteacher
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Posted: 11/10/03 - 21:36 Post subject:
those are about right
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 11/10/03 - 21:48 Post subject: Re: Wimmins Rules for Mins
| Cappy wrote: | In order to be fair, I found a list of rules that us mins need to abide by
1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.
8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.
10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
16. We are drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.
30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't. |
1. Correct
2. Incorrect
3. Incorrect
4. Incorrect
5. Correct men don't get it, incorrect on the rest
6. Just stupid
7. Just stupid (who cares about size?!)
8. Huh?
9. See 7.
10. Incorrect
11. Incorrect
12. Correct
13. Huh?!
14. Correct
15. Pretty much correct, I guess
16. Huh?
17. Not for me, they don't
18. HUH?!
19. TOTALLY INCORRECT
20. Huh?
21. Correct
22. Huh?
23. If we don't shave, and we want you to live with it, why would this be one of our rules?!
24. CORRECT
25. Are we talking about 14 year olds here or what?
26. Sure it is.
27. Garbage
28. Possibly correct
29. Huh? We're 14 still?
30. Incorrect
These were... interesting... were they taken from "Dating Dos & Don'ts for Hot Highschool Couples"?
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Cappy
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Posted: 11/10/03 - 21:57 Post subject:
hu·mor
The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness
That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement
The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd.
Sense of Humor
n : the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 11/10/03 - 22:04 Post subject:
Oh. Right. Ha-ha.
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Posted: 11/11/03 - 00:42 Post subject:
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genie
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Posted: 11/11/03 - 11:37 Post subject:
Oh, some of these are SO dead on it's scary...... 
Although, under certain circumstances, I must disagree with #26. Isn't that a requirement for being a runner? 
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Pug
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Posted: 11/11/03 - 11:44 Post subject:
Those sound about right, in my experience
| genie wrote: | Oh, some of these are SO dead on it's scary......
Although, under certain circumstances, I must disagree with #26. Isn't that a requirement for being a runner? |
 It is absolutely a requirement for being a runner!
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RangerG
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Posted: 11/11/03 - 13:44 Post subject: Re: Wimmins Rules for Mins
| Cappy wrote: | In order to be fair, I found a list of rules that us mins need to abide by
1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
*snort*
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
But your such good actors...we dont care
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
We do understand...you don't phrase the question correctly
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
Most are...the rest are after about 4 beers
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
Being in the same house when you have it is worse
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
Yea...like we have not figured that one out
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.
*snort* Who ratted gretreiver out?
8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.
Yea, but we dont cry about it and buy out the entire skincare section of the local pharmacy when one pops up
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.
We can be both...at the same time
10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
But the engine impresses the local po po
11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.
Female Rivalry gene kicking in?
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
Yes..there is a time for everything...but if you talk about it in front of our friends...we'll deny everything
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
When you learn this rule...so will we
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
OK, TV Dinners and Dallas reruns it is..
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
NO? Who Knew??
16. We are drama queens.
See Above
17. Fashion police do exist.
And the first time he trys to give us a ticket, were gona show him a new place to keep his night stick
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
Don't ask us to eat.......well...you get the idea
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.
We don't care about new dresses, new shoes, makeup, tupperware parties, baby showers, etc...so arn't we all just content
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
It works both way's
21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.
And the National Forestry Department has logged a complaint...something about undergrowth promotes fire hazzards
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
*snort*
23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
Not from the intel I get
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.
Is too
25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.
OMG, are you sure?? *snort*
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
According to a national survey..it is
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)
But do you have to put it on with a Wagner Power Painter?
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.
You are so skinny..you look sick!!
29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.
I'll give you that one...I hate short jokes
30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.
Just showing up on the field is not cheating...and usualy that's the toughest part of beating you |
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