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JACKED UP
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Location: www.johnnydu.com
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 Posted: 07/02/06 - 14:16 Post subject: Why do these things always happen on weekends/holidays?
So I broke off my FRONT TOOTH yesterday while out boating with a bunch of friends on their pontoon.  I'm not in pain, thank god, cuz it's actually a crown/cap that was put on 2 1/2 years ago after the original tooth that had a root canal on it several years ago also broke off. Oddly, also on a friday, the first day of deer hunting season.  Apparently dentists are big into deer hunting around here too.  Anyway, I'm kinda pissed cuz the crown cost me about $1000.00, my part was at least 400 bux and I woulda thought it would last more that 2 1/2 years. Oh yeah, and it broke off as I bit into a Twizzler.  Just call me Billy Bob's wife. 
It was pretty funny seeing the reaction of some of the men yesterday at the lake when you know they are checkin' you out then I'd smile at them and they'd go from  to  in about a second.  Good times. 
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jrjo
Gone Fishin
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Posted: 07/02/06 - 14:19 Post subject:
..tell the bozos ya busted it in a brawl at a biker rally.
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Noley
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Posted: 07/02/06 - 14:29 Post subject:
YIKES!!!
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shelflifers
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Posted: 07/02/06 - 14:43 Post subject:
Are you angry enough to sue  ?
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 07/02/06 - 14:49 Post subject:
what will the higher ups say?
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RangerG
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Posted: 07/02/06 - 14:50 Post subject: Re: Why do these things always happen on weekends/holidays?
| JACKED UP wrote: | | It was pretty funny seeing the reaction of some of the men yesterday at the lake when you know they are checkin' you out then I'd smile at them and they'd go from to in about a second. Good times. |
 
Elle May, you git ovah here rit now!! Time ta slop da hawgs..... 
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karlene
Canadian Bacon
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Posted: 07/02/06 - 15:12 Post subject:
Stick a Chicklet on the end of it.... 
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Noley
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Posted: 07/02/06 - 15:44 Post subject:
| karlene wrote: | | Stick a Chicklet on the end of it.... |
This will save you $999.40!!
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gretriever
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Posted: 07/02/06 - 17:42 Post subject: Re: Why do these things always happen on weekends/holidays?
| RangerG wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | | It was pretty funny seeing the reaction of some of the men yesterday at the lake when you know they are checkin' you out then I'd smile at them and they'd go from to in about a second. Good times. |
Elle May, you git ovah here rit now!! Time ta slop da hawgs..... |
Not 'til she gets them towels over there by the ce-ment pond.
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gretriever
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Posted: 07/02/06 - 17:43 Post subject:
| karlene wrote: | | Stick a Chicklet on the end of it.... |
It works in all other situations, so why not here?
Duct. Tape. 
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