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akern
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 Posted: 12/10/02 - 09:59 Post subject: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou
shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there was
much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
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jrjo
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Posted: 12/10/02 - 11:56 Post subject:
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copteacher
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Posted: 12/10/02 - 13:37 Post subject:
to get some poop coffee
good one allison
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Posted: 12/10/02 - 13:48 Post subject:
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rolling rock
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akern
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Posted: 12/10/02 - 13:57 Post subject:
What's your favorite?
Mine is Grandpa.
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brethelm
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Posted: 12/10/02 - 17:22 Post subject:
Add your own:
AL GORE
I don't believe the chicken crossed the road. I need to see it done again, but only if the chicken lives in one of only a few specific counties of Florida. And if indeed the chicken does cross the road, I'm going to go to court to demand that the chicken cross the road again until I am satified that the chicken does in fact cross the road.
TOM DASCHLE
It's the fault of the current administration and Rush Limbaugh.
JIMMY CARTER
I graciously accept this Nobel Peace Prize for convincing the chicken that it should not cross the road. Er...what's that? Now the chicken is claiming that it has been crossing the road all this time?
YASSER ARAFAT
The chicken is strapped and has located a bus loaded with innocent civilians.
ROBERT BYRD
The chicken is on its way to a Klan rally.
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akern
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Posted: 12/10/02 - 18:49 Post subject:
OZZY OSBOURNE:
Why did the....why did the...why did the chicken...@#!*...#@*!...
SHARON!!!!!!!
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brethelm
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Posted: 12/10/02 - 18:55 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | OZZY OSBOURNE:
Why did the....why did the...why did the chicken...@#!*...#@*!...
SHARON!!!!!!! |
KELLY OSBOURNE
It's not even a chicken. You're so stupid!
JACK OSBOURNE
@#$! you! It is too a chicken. You're such a piece of $%#.
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Floridaboiler
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