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TriBob
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Joined: 29 Aug 2002
Posts: 5771
Location: Lost in Transition
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 Posted: 11/24/03 - 12:25 Post subject: Why bikes are better then an SO
You can share your bike with friends.
Your bike doesn't come with in-laws.
Bikes don't care how many other bikes you have ridden.
You can spend as little money on your bike as you feel like.
Bikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
If somebody steals your bike, the police put them in jail.
If someone steals your bike, you can get a better one the very next day.
If you say things to your bike you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
Bikes won't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Bikes don't care if you are late.
Bikes don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your bike.
You can choose your bike from a catalog.
You can test ride every bike in the store before you make your decision.
You can ride your Bicycle the first time you see it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
Even an old guy can buy a shiny new bike, and the bike will never know the difference.
You can have as many bikes at once as you feel like.
Your bicycle never wants a night out with the other bicycles.
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