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airehead
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 Posted: 12/17/03 - 17:15 Post subject: Whew, bit my tongue in time....
Picture this: Grocery Store. I am making some festive holiday treats for some people in my husband's office. I am looking for almonds, walnuts and pecans.
New store. I can't find the baking goods, and I'm in a hurry. So I find a clerk and approach him and begin to ask him: "Where are your nuts?" Something in my mind snapped my mouth shut before the words came out.
I think that's the only time in my life that I have actually been able to restrain myself before embarrassing myself.
On a high note, my son laughed about this the entire night.
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Noley
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 17:23 Post subject:
Hey, at least you snapped your mouth shut in time.
My son doesn't say it quietly when he's looking for his Woody toy from the movieToy Story.
I get: "Mom! Where's my Woody!"
or to a friends teenage daughter, "Ashley, want to see my Woody!"
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 17:27 Post subject:
| nolefan85 wrote: | | "Ashley, want to see my Woody!" |
I use that line!
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 17:27 Post subject:
Or from my doctor last night:
Put some warm moist heat on that groin area.
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Noley
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 17:31 Post subject:
| MastrBrewr wrote: | | nolefan85 wrote: | | "Ashley, want to see my Woody!" |
I use that line! |
You should have seen the look on this Ashley's face. 
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Cappy
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 17:51 Post subject:
I was at the doctor for a defib checkup the other day and I asked if a certain nurse could do me the next time I come in.....
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msparks
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 18:01 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | I was at the doctor for a defib checkup the other day and I asked if a certain nurse could do me the next time I come in..... |
And the answer was....??
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rolling rock
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 18:23 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | I was at the doctor for a defib checkup the other day and I asked if a certain nurse could do me the next time I come in..... |
good one cappy.
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Noley
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 18:38 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | Cappy wrote: | | I was at the doctor for a defib checkup the other day and I asked if a certain nurse could do me the next time I come in..... |
good one cappy. |
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genie
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 18:49 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: | Or from my doctor last night:
Put some warm moist heat on that groin area. |
Oh, there are SO many good responses you could have given him to that one...... 
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elkid
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 19:19 Post subject:
Or like at our RRers in NYC outing when I asked  monk , "Hey, how long is your stick?" After a long chuckle, every member of this group of runners know exactly what I meant.
FYI, his stick is 24" long.   
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airehead
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 19:57 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | Or like at our RRers in NYC outing when I asked monk , "Hey, how long is your stick?" After a long chuckle, every member of this group of runners know exactly what I meant.
FYI, his stick is 24" long. |
I got the biggest stick they sold at Fleet Feet. That thing is downright miraculous!!!
Something to be said for a big stick.... 
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TimRuns
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 21:00 Post subject:
| nolefan85 wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | Cappy wrote: | | I was at the doctor for a defib checkup the other day and I asked if a certain nurse could do me the next time I come in..... |
good one cappy. |
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spongebob
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 22:02 Post subject:
I've been sick on and off for the last 2.5 months, so I keep waiting for a doctor to tell to me to stay in bed and get plenty of exercise.
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airehead
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Posted: 12/17/03 - 22:26 Post subject:
| Runner X wrote: | | I've been sick on and off for the last 2.5 months, so I keep waiting for a doctor to tell to me to stay in bed and get plenty of exercise. |
I'm not a real doctor, but I play one on tv.....will that do?
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