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Ms. Jenn
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Location: Suite 550
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 Posted: 01/03/05 - 12:29 Post subject: When Hallmark CAN'T say it better than you...
My good friend Stacey sent me these. They are just too funny.
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
Someone to love.
After having met you.
I've changed my mind
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time..
Let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
It's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
Something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
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bburgoyne26
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Location: Ft. Worth, Texas
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Posted: 01/03/05 - 12:32 Post subject: Re: When Hallmark CAN'T say it better than you...
| Ms. Jenn wrote: | My good friend Stacey sent me these. They are just too funny.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in OKLAHOMA)
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Oh my!........ 
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Ms. Jenn
Fresh, Hot & Wild
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Posted: 01/03/05 - 12:35 Post subject: Re: When Hallmark CAN'T say it better than you...
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Oh my!........ |
I'm gonna remember that when we're passing through Ft. Worth next time!
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mickeyvw98
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Posted: 01/03/05 - 14:36 Post subject:
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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Darn. I could have used that one.
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 01/03/05 - 14:38 Post subject:
Very Funny!
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brie k
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Posted: 01/03/05 - 15:02 Post subject: Re: When Hallmark CAN'T say it better than you...
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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These are keepers. Maybe I'll use these for Valentines!! (where is the twisted icon??)
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akern
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Posted: 01/03/05 - 15:07 Post subject:
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stacey_r8870
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Location: Stillwater, OK
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Posted: 01/03/05 - 19:09 Post subject:
 I'm funny....I'll have to post more of them when I have time...
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Location: www.johnnydu.com
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