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elkid
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 Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:00 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | That and the fact that men aren't supposed to ever get sick, and if they do, they must tough it out and not expect sympathy from doctors |
Then why are dudes such babies when they get sick? I'd say wimmins with children have it the worst when sick, and I'm not even a mother!
at least that kind of mother...
The only time I have ever wanted to be a guy is when I needed to pee really, really badly and there was no restroom in sight. Other than that, no way. All those extra parts hanging around must be a real pain as well.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:03 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | All those extra parts hanging around must be a real pain as well. |
Please refer to the sports bra thread. One some wimmins, all that jiggling looks painful.
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genie
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:04 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | genie wrote: | | That and the fact that men aren't supposed to ever get sick, and if they do, they must tough it out and not expect sympathy from doctors |
Then why are dudes such babies when they get sick? I'd say wimmins with children have it the worst when sick, and I'm not even a mother!
at least that kind of mother...
The only time I have ever wanted to be a guy is when I needed to pee really, really badly and there was no restroom in sight. Other than that, no way. All those extra parts hanging around must be a real pain as well. |
They're probably babies with their wives because we're SUPPOSED to be the ones who understand and sympathize, since the doctors obviously don't. Or maybe that's just me....?
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copteacher
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:04 Post subject:
this dude loves to be babied when he is sick.
Heck in the last 2 weeks, I have dealt with 3 real sick kids and a wife who cant lift one because she just had some minor surgery. I have been like a one arm paper hanger with a bad case of hives.
Baby me please 
just kidding really I love taking care of them.
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elkid
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:05 Post subject:
Another thing dudes guys have up on wimmins: this phrase is more colorful coming from them.
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monk25
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:05 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | All those extra parts hanging around must be a real pain as well. |
The three piece set requires little maintenance.
And you want to talk about extra parts? What about boobies? 
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genie
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:05 Post subject:
Oh, no way!! NO ONE says it better than Sue in NYC!! That's her trademark.....
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copteacher
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:06 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | Plus, we can go into a bar and not have someone want to kick our ass just to prove their manhood..... |
yeah we only want a piece of yours
when I was single of course
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monk25
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:08 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | Plus, we can go into a bar and not have someone want to kick our ass just to prove their manhood..... |
Wanting to and actually accomplishing it are two very different things. 
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blue
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:22 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | 
You mean there's other stuff? |
how about the ability to 'release tension' almost at will?
-blue
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rolling rock
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:37 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | genie wrote: |
You mean there's other stuff? |
how about the ability to 'release tension' almost at will?
-blue |
primal screaming into your pillow whilst sitting in the car in a closed garage has the same effect young man.
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robp
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 15:52 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | blue wrote: | | genie wrote: |
You mean there's other stuff? |
how about the ability to 'release tension' almost at will?
-blue |
primal screaming into your pillow whilst sitting in the car in a closed garage has the same effect young man. |
not a chance rr.
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MM
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 16:03 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | genie wrote: |
You mean there's other stuff? |
how about the ability to 'release tension' almost at will?
-blue |
How can I put this gingerly? Do you mean passing gass or, um, uh, taking matters into your own hands?
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rolling rock
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Posted: 06/02/03 - 16:32 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | blue wrote: | | genie wrote: |
You mean there's other stuff? |
how about the ability to 'release tension' almost at will?
-blue |
primal screaming into your pillow whilst sitting in the car in a closed garage has the same effect young man. |
not a chance rr. |
OMG-- i think we are zeroing in on the best thing about being a guy... and it has nothing at all to do with finding a higher power or deeper meaning.  no pun intended btw.
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genie
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