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Sahara
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 Posted: 04/16/03 - 13:25 Post subject: What's the Buzz, fuzz?
I...must...rebel...against buzzwords.
The current one in use at my work is:
mov-ing for-ward (also: going forward, blahblahblah forward)
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1. New administration, new ideas
2. Forget everything that happened before I got here because it doesn't matter anymore
Hey man, like, is your company's core competency providing integrated solutions that allow a quick ROI once the pardigm shift is complete?
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copteacher
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 13:30 Post subject:
Shelflifers for president...just has not ring to it...
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purple hayes
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 13:31 Post subject:
Reporters being embedded with the troops in Iraq.
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rolling rock
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 13:32 Post subject:
stupid buzz words -- how do you office people cope? one more reason i am on the couch with the bon bons every day. i'd rather hear my hair grow than any idiot mumbling on about moving forward...thinking out of the box....paradigm schmaridigm..
they all need to be smacked. speak directly, spare me the mumbo jumbo or ye shall be duct taped from ear to ear...
how do you cope with this hokey crap???
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 13:42 Post subject: Re: What's the Buzz, fuzz?
| Sahara wrote: | I...must...rebel...against buzzwords.
The current one in use at my work is:
mov-ing for-ward (also: going forward, blahblahblah forward)
verb
1. New administration, new ideas
2. Forget everything that happened before I got here because it doesn't matter anymore
Hey man, like, is your company's core competency providing integrated solutions that allow a quick ROI once the pardigm shift is complete? |
Do you work for John Deere? That is one thing I could not stand about that place. The were so hooked on buzz words, and pardigm shifts that they never stayed with a process long enough to benefit.
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Sahara
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 13:51 Post subject: Re: What's the Buzz, fuzz?
| Running Brewer wrote: | | Sahara wrote: | I...must...rebel...against buzzwords.
The current one in use at my work is:
mov-ing for-ward (also: going forward, blahblahblah forward)
verb
1. New administration, new ideas
2. Forget everything that happened before I got here because it doesn't matter anymore
Hey man, like, is your company's core competency providing integrated solutions that allow a quick ROI once the pardigm shift is complete? |
Do you work for John Deere? That is one thing I could not stand about that place. The were so hooked on buzz words, and pardigm shifts that they never stayed with a process long enough to benefit. |
Nope, not John Deere. But if they would like to hear about my value-added propositions, I'll givem a call.
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Cappy
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Posted: 04/16/03 - 18:37 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | stupid buzz words -- how do you office people cope? one more reason i am on the couch with the bon bons every day. i'd rather hear my hair grow than any idiot mumbling on about moving forward...thinking out of the box....paradigm schmaridigm..
they all need to be smacked. speak directly, spare me the mumbo jumbo or ye shall be duct taped from ear to ear...
how do you cope with this hokey crap??? |
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