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akern
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 Posted: 12/17/02 - 14:21 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma. |
Happy Gilmore
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shelflifers
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Posted: 12/17/02 - 14:23 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | Grandma akern: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, Akern. |
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Good goin!!!! 
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shelflifers
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Posted: 12/17/02 - 14:24 Post subject:
Now, along those lines...
"The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times."
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shelflifers
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Posted: 12/17/02 - 14:48 Post subject:
bueller? bueller? bueller? hmmm...here's another one line from it:
Tommy: I called.
Richard : Oh, yeah? What number did you dial?
Tommy: three , seven , six, niner, five, two.....
Richard : You're kinda trailin' off there. And did I catch a "niner" in there? What, were you calling from, a walkie talkie?
Tommy: It was a cordless.
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Posted: 12/17/02 - 14:51 Post subject: I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!
| shelflifers wrote: | bueller? bueller? bueller? hmmm...here's another one line from it:
Tommy: I called.
Richard : Oh, yeah? What number did you dial?
Tommy: three , seven , six, niner, five, two.....
Richard : You're kinda trailin' off there. And did I catch a "niner" in there? What, were you calling from, a walkie talkie?
Tommy: It was a cordless. |
Uh huh. You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.
(upon seeing Tommy's "suitcase") Oh, that has to be you. Did you spray that thing for bugs?
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shelflifers
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Posted: 12/17/02 - 14:58 Post subject:
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs,
rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...You know, your basic
high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking
candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no,
no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their
underwear acting like complete animals."
Laurie Ellen better get this one...
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cherylpf
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Posted: 12/17/02 - 15:01 Post subject: Re: I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!
| Sandy Cheeks wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | bueller? bueller? bueller? hmmm...here's another one line from it:
Tommy: I called.
Richard : Oh, yeah? What number did you dial?
Tommy: three , seven , six, niner, five, two.....
Richard : You're kinda trailin' off there. And did I catch a "niner" in there? What, were you calling from, a walkie talkie?
Tommy: It was a cordless. |
Uh huh. You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.
(upon seeing Tommy's "suitcase") Oh, that has to be you. Did you spray that thing for bugs? |
Lots of people go to school for 7 years.
Yeah, they're called DOCTORS.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 12/17/02 - 15:05 Post subject:
| BamBam wrote: | Blaine--Missouri???
Waiting for Guffman |
Of course!
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cherylpf
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Posted: 12/17/02 - 15:08 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | "You know, there's going to be sex, drugs,
rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...You know, your basic
high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking
candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no,
no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their
underwear acting like complete animals."
Laurie Ellen better get this one... |
waiting patiently for LE to tell us itsweird science...
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shelflifers
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Posted: 12/17/02 - 15:14 Post subject:
mmm...let's not forget this beauty!
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Posted: 12/17/02 - 15:15 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | "You know, there's going to be sex, drugs,
rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...You know, your basic
high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking
candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no,
no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their
underwear acting like complete animals."
Laurie Ellen better get this one... |
waiting patiently for LE to tell us itsweird science... |
'You two monkeydicks couldn't get laid in a morgue...'
Chet was the bestest meanest older brother eva!!!!
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 12/17/02 - 18:08 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | "You know, there's going to be sex, drugs,
rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...You know, your basic
high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking
candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no,
no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their
underwear acting like complete animals."
Laurie Ellen better get this one... |
waiting patiently for LE to tell us itsweird science... |
You stole my thunder. CRARARARAAAAASH!! (I turned my thunder on you in retaliation!).
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