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andydp
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Joined: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 8122
Location: Upstate NY near Albany
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 Posted: 02/14/06 - 15:29 Post subject: What I've learned...
This seems to answer most of the gripes we read about here...
As I mature...
I've learned you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned no matter how much I care, some people are just @$$holes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that 99% of the time, when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most for in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
Pass this along to five friends... Trust me they'll appreciate it. Who knows ? Maybe something good will happen.
If not... Tough crapperola !
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