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Cappy
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 Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:15 Post subject: Welcome to Riff Rafftopia
A place where:
- Working is not required
- No Bills to Pay
- Daily Napping is mandatory
- No injuries or pain
- Will not gain any weight
- 72o, Clear Blue Sky's, No wind, or Humidity
- and for me and Molly, an unlimited supply of Twix
Anything else?
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kristin31
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Posts: 8045
Location: Caught in the crossfire of childhood and stardom
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:21 Post subject:
An unlimited supply of jelly bellies
Free running shoes
Free gym memberships
No Insomnia!
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AlaninTX
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Location: Austin, Texas
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:24 Post subject:
Free Taco Bell delivered to your desk so you never have to miss a post.
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:27 Post subject:
Lots of crack, er, I mean, peanut butter
(and for me, the appropriate amounts of zyrtec to offset it....)
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akern
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:29 Post subject: Re: Welcome to Riff Rafftopia
| Cappy wrote: | A place where:
- Working is not required
- No Bills to Pay
- Daily Napping is mandatory
- No injuries or pain
- Will not gain any weight
- 72<sup>o</sup>, Clear Blue Sky's, No wind, or Humidity
- and for me and Molly, an unlimited supply of Twix
Anything else? |
You forgot the steaming cups of poop coffee. 
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:29 Post subject:
Pizzas. Thousands and thousands of them. 
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Posts: 11387
Location: 1st in AFC West
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:30 Post subject:
How about some really cool music?
The Greatest Hits albums run every day.
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TriBob
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:33 Post subject:
use of shift key is optional
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Cappy
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Location: Spreadsheetylvania
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:35 Post subject:
Pee proof server
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:35 Post subject:
All the guys (and girls, if they choose) stomachs look like this:
NO STAPLING ALLOWED!
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Orange Bubble
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:39 Post subject:
A bigger bladder
Personal chef to prepare gourmet lunches right in my cube
Back to my prepregnancy body the moment I give birth
$1.00 airfare to anywhere I want to go
A daily foot massage
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Cappy
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:41 Post subject:
Only ride the best bikes, this is what I would pick
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:44 Post subject:
Everyone lives in Wisconsin! YEAH!!!
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Cappy
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:51 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | | Everyone lives in Wisconsin! YEAH!!! |
Why, they are six months behind in the News...
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 11/14/02 - 13:53 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | runswithscissors wrote: | | Everyone lives in Wisconsin! YEAH!!! |
Why, they are six months behind in the News... |
Okay...with PA newscasters.
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