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| My idea of a movie filled with gratuitous flesh shots would be |
| Amazon Women of the Kalahari (Go along with this, ok ?) |
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| Kalahari Loincloth Men of the Amazon |
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| Oil Well Women of the Mojave |
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| Thongs on Parade |
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| Darn that George Bush !! |
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HighHeat
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 Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:08 Post subject:
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Hmmm...I better not. I'm watching my girlish figure  |
OK, here's the offer...
No spinning the swing, and light whipped cream..
deal?
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genie
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:09 Post subject:
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OK, here's the offer...
No spinning the swing, and light whipped cream..
deal? |
Hmmmm.......is that a pumpkin beer you're drinking? 
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:09 Post subject:
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Hmmmm.......is that a pumpkin beer you're drinking? |
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HighHeat
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:09 Post subject:
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Hmmmm.......is that a pumpkin beer you're drinking? |
fine, throw in the pumpkin beer too...
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suburbman
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:10 Post subject:
Ok, here's what I've got so far....
"The story begins with our lead character Thucidides, the young handsome hunter who has just come of age to be a man. A village ritual, followed for many generations, is to send the male villagers out on a special hunt on the day they reach manhood. Our said hunter was sent out to capture a live wild boar and bring him to the village by night fall wherein all the villagers were to gather and hold a great celebration in honour of Thucidies victory.
But alas, victory will not be in this young mans fate. He will be experiencing a very different kind of ritual of manhood on his coming of age day. For while stalking a wild boar in the forest, Thucidides is ambushed and captured by a hunting tribe of the Amazon Warriors who have come from the nearby Isle of Amos in search of new slaves to replenish their numbers.
As you know, Amazons live in tribes only inhabited by woman. To secure their survival they must capture male slaves for breeding purposes. These slaves are kept in captivity, and only used when their services are required. The process of reproduction begins with the highest female matriarch and then proceeds down the chain. When population numbers are low, some male slaves are expected to reproduce with many Amazon woman at a time to increase the chances of reproduction."
Genie, how about your ideas on casting?
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:14 Post subject:
| suburbman wrote: | Ok, here's what I've got so far....
"The story begins with our lead character Thucidides, the young handsome hunter who has just come of age to be a man. A village ritual, followed for many generations, is to send the male villagers out on a special hunt on the day they reach manhood. Our said hunter was sent out to capture a live wild boar and bring him to the village by night fall wherein all the villagers were to gather and hold a great celebration in honour of Thucidies victory.
But alas, victory will not be in this young mans fate. He will be experiencing a very different kind of ritual of manhood on his coming of age day. For while stalking a wild boar in the forest, Thucidides is ambushed and captured by a hunting tribe of the Amazon Warriors who have come from the nearby Isle of Amos in search of new slaves to replenish their numbers.
As you know, Amazons live in tribes only inhabited by woman. To secure their survival they must capture male slaves for breeding purposes. These slaves are kept in captivity, and only used when their services are required. The process of reproduction begins with the highest female matriarch and then proceeds down the chain. When population numbers are low, some male slaves are expected to reproduce with many Amazon woman at a time to increase the chances of reproduction."
Genie, how about your ideas on casting? |
Oh, the places we could go with this......
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HighHeat
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:18 Post subject:
That poor kid should file a civil suit against those dang Amazonian Women for infringing on his civil liberties. 
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suburbman
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:23 Post subject:
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Oh, the places we could go with this...... |
I have time....lets go....
(I'm just a PM away...)
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:23 Post subject:
| suburbman wrote: | Ok, here's what I've got so far....
"The story begins with our lead character Thucidides, the young handsome hunter who has just come of age to be a man. A village ritual, followed for many generations, is to send the male villagers out on a special hunt on the day they reach manhood. Our said hunter was sent out to capture a live wild boar and bring him to the village by night fall wherein all the villagers were to gather and hold a great celebration in honour of Thucidies victory.
But alas, victory will not be in this young mans fate. He will be experiencing a very different kind of ritual of manhood on his coming of age day. For while stalking a wild boar in the forest, Thucidides is ambushed and captured by a hunting tribe of the Amazon Warriors who have come from the nearby Isle of Amos in search of new slaves to replenish their numbers.
As you know, Amazons live in tribes only inhabited by woman. To secure their survival they must capture male slaves for breeding purposes. These slaves are kept in captivity, and only used when their services are required. The process of reproduction begins with the highest female matriarch and then proceeds down the chain. When population numbers are low, some male slaves are expected to reproduce with many Amazon woman at a time to increase the chances of reproduction."
Genie, how about your ideas on casting? |
I see scene two as developing when a boat piloted by the Oil Men of the Mojave make landfall on Amos Island. Its a proven fact groups of women in close proximity tend to coordinate their cycles. (Not the riding ones you simp !) Since the Oil Men have laded in the middle of one of these cycles, the women are in, shall we say, "accepting" moods.
OK your turn...
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suburbman
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:25 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: | | That poor kid should file a civil suit against those dang Amazonian Women for infringing on his civil liberties. |
He decided to settle out of court if you know what I mean....
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HighHeat
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:30 Post subject:
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He decided to settle out of court if you know what I mean.... |
If you call that settling....
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 12:45 Post subject:
Part Deux...
Ahhhh the Oil Men of Mojave…very famous indeed. Well, as we all know the Amazon woman of Amos have to keep their Island well protected from marauding men who think Amazon woman would make a good catch so they keep look outs on points all across the Island (didn’t they do this on Wonder Woman?). As the Oil Men drag their boat onto the sandy shore of the Isle they are pounced on immediately by a patrol group sent by the look out. Before they can be put to the spear, one of the patrol woman recognizes these as the Oil Men of Mojave and explains their famous talent.
The only chance of survival for these men is to prove their worth by practicing their talent. Only if they are able to oil massage with great skill, will they be able to survive and join the likes of Thucidies are young hero as reproduction slaves ….
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 13:51 Post subject:
| suburbman wrote: | Part Deux...
Ahhhh the Oil Men of Mojave…very famous indeed. Well, as we all know the Amazon woman of Amos have to keep their Island well protected from marauding men who think Amazon woman would make a good catch so they keep look outs on points all across the Island (didn’t they do this on Wonder Woman?). As the Oil Men drag their boat onto the sandy shore of the Isle they are pounced on immediately by a patrol group sent by the look out. Before they can be put to the spear, one of the patrol woman recognizes these as the Oil Men of Mojave and explains their famous talent.
The only chance of survival for these men is to prove their worth by practicing their talent. Only if they are able to oil massage with great skill, will they be able to survive and join the likes of Thucidies are young hero as reproduction slaves …. |
Oooh, sexual harrassment, good good.....what's next?
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 14:10 Post subject:
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Oooh, sexual harrassment, good good.....what's next? |
I don't think these men see it that way...
and besides they're captured and in a time and place where these types of laws don't exist. It's do or die time for them...
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Posted: 10/15/04 - 17:44 Post subject:
Amazon Women rule!
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