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Cappy
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 Posted: 03/28/03 - 08:52 Post subject: Warning Signs/Labels You'd Like to See
But never will because of Political Correctness.
Stupid people need not apply
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airehead
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Posted: 03/28/03 - 09:34 Post subject:
Our food tastes good. Therefore it is high in calories. High calories with no exercise makes you gain weight.
If this is a problem please eat elsewhere.
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 03/28/03 - 09:45 Post subject:
On a beer label:
This beverage is for husband consumption only. If handled for any reason, it should be opened and served to husband immediately.
Hehe 
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airehead
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Posted: 03/28/03 - 10:32 Post subject:
Burning our flag is punishable by losing your citizenship and a one way ticket to the 3rd world country of your choice.
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elkid
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Posted: 03/28/03 - 10:56 Post subject:
Why should I have to suffer because you're stupid?
Looking at you, I can only imagine how ugly your parents are.
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 03/28/03 - 11:12 Post subject:
on frequently used paved trail:
warning: rollerblading bit&* heading your way -- duck out of her way
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Pebbles
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Posted: 03/28/03 - 12:14 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | On a beer label:
This beverage is for husband consumption only. If handled for any reason, it should be opened and served over husband's head immediately.
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Good one, Rando!  Tee-hee!
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omega lambda
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Posted: 03/28/03 - 13:31 Post subject:
If you ignore the flashing lights and safety barrier at this railroad crossing, and you get hit by a train, it's your own damn fault.
Helloooo? McFly?? Anybody in there? If you smoke and get addicted or get lung disease, it's your own damn fault.
For life in general; You will not be monetarily compensated via lawsuits if you refuse to use common sense to avoid injury while going about your daily routines.
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Cappy
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Posted: 03/28/03 - 13:41 Post subject:
You're head will break the glass if you don't buckle up.
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