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 Posted: 05/12/03 - 14:12 Post subject: WWJD at an amusement park
So we are standing in three rows waiting to get on a roller coaster and we try to set it up so my Sara & I, Pebbs & Nick, and Beth & Jess would all be able to get on at the same time. So the car arrives and we climb onto the coaster. Pebbs and Nick get into the car in front of me. When I turn to check on my daughters in the car behind me, I see them still standing on the platform. I looked and the people standing in the slot next to them pushed in front of them and took up the whole car (there were 3 of them and they stepped into their 2 seats + took one of the seats in my daughters car). My middle daughter was yelling at them and park attendants were oblivious to the situation. After the ride ended the people walked down the ramp in front of us. When Pebbs asked what happened I explained in to her very loudly so the people heard it. They must be quite proud pushing in front of a 12 and 10 year old. When we went to the next ride they were winding through the line dividers in several people in front of us. It was when we passed them that I noticed the guy had on a WWJD wrist band. FUNNY HUH???
Didn't think Jesus would be much of a line jumper. And if he was, should you get him bumped from the park. Like what if he was holding a spot in line while the Apostles were getting something from a snack bar. Or what if he kept getting out of the car in the fun house. Think he would win all the arcade games??????
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 14:20 Post subject:
I'm pretty sure these line jumpers would've been turned into sand, bam...
I'm totally crushing!
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 14:23 Post subject:
in this case, WWJD = World Wide Jackass Dummy
Though I prefer Who Wants Jack Daniels. he he
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 14:24 Post subject: Re: WWJD at an amusement park
| BamBam wrote: | | Like what if he was holding a spot in line while the Apostles were getting something from a snack bar. Or what if he kept getting out of the car in the fun house. Think he would win all the arcade games?????? |
He didn't have to go to the snack bar. A little multiplication of the loaves and slushies and he's all set.
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 14:26 Post subject: Re: WWJD at an amusement park
| camelia bedelia wrote: | | BamBam wrote: | | Like what if he was holding a spot in line while the Apostles were getting something from a snack bar. Or what if he kept getting out of the car in the fun house. Think he would win all the arcade games?????? |
He didn't have to go to the snack bar. A little multiplication of the loaves and slushies and he's all set. |
MMMMMMM funnel cake.
Wouldn't it be funny seeing him and the apostles getting off of the Raging Rapids all giddy and soaked. Or would he walk across the rapids.
Please all Christians don't be offended by this. I'm Catholic and if any Christians can/deserve to make fun of themselves it's us.
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 14:29 Post subject:
Count me in as 'offended!' How. Dare. You!
You're going to Hell #21!! Don't tackle Jesus!!!!
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 14:39 Post subject: Re: WWJD at an amusement park
| BamBam wrote: | | camelia bedelia wrote: | | BamBam wrote: | | Like what if he was holding a spot in line while the Apostles were getting something from a snack bar. Or what if he kept getting out of the car in the fun house. Think he would win all the arcade games?????? |
He didn't have to go to the snack bar. A little multiplication of the loaves and slushies and he's all set. |
MMMMMMM funnel cake.
Wouldn't it be funny seeing him and the apostles getting off of the Raging Rapids all giddy and soaked. Or would he walk across the rapids.
Please all Christians don't be offended by this. I'm Catholic and if any Christians can/deserve to make fun of themselves it's us. |
WWJD?? it seems that those christians are the ones who are doing something that is just so incredibly not christian! A few years ago when those Men for Jesus (whatever they called themselves) went to Washington for some march/prayer meeting, we were driving on an interstate as a large van full of "Godly" men passed us. Lot's of scripture painted on the windows, plenty of visible Christian symbols, and OH YEAH, they were BREAKING the SPEED LIMIT!!!!!
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 14:43 Post subject: Re: WWJD at an amusement park
| keltic63 wrote: | | BamBam wrote: | | camelia bedelia wrote: | | BamBam wrote: | | Like what if he was holding a spot in line while the Apostles were getting something from a snack bar. Or what if he kept getting out of the car in the fun house. Think he would win all the arcade games?????? |
He didn't have to go to the snack bar. A little multiplication of the loaves and slushies and he's all set. |
MMMMMMM funnel cake.
Wouldn't it be funny seeing him and the apostles getting off of the Raging Rapids all giddy and soaked. Or would he walk across the rapids.
Please all Christians don't be offended by this. I'm Catholic and if any Christians can/deserve to make fun of themselves it's us. |
WWJD?? it seems that those christians are the ones who are doing something that is just so incredibly not christian! A few years ago when those Men for Jesus (whatever they called themselves) went to Washington for some march/prayer meeting, we were driving on an interstate as a large van full of "Godly" men passed us. Lot's of scripture painted on the windows, plenty of visible Christian symbols, and OH YEAH, they were BREAKING the SPEED LIMIT!!!!! |
Well, that's nit-picking now isn't it, keltic? I speed all the time, brotha and I'm pretty sure that I'm not being un-christian...
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 14:56 Post subject: Re: WWJD at an amusement park
| keltic63 wrote: | | WWJD?? it seems that those christians are the ones who are doing something that is just so incredibly not christian! A few years ago when those Men for Jesus (whatever they called themselves) went to Washington for some march/prayer meeting, we were driving on an interstate as a large van full of "Godly" men passed us. |
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 15:02 Post subject: Re: WWJD at an amusement park
| shelflifers wrote: | | Well, that's nit-picking now isn't it, keltic? I speed all the time, brotha and I'm pretty sure that I'm not being un-christian... |
not really, shelfie. but one of the things Jesus said was to obey those in authority over you. so "those in authority" have told us that we should not drive over certain speeds........
I'll hear your confession now......
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 15:03 Post subject: Re: WWJD at an amusement park
| keltic63 wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | Well, that's nit-picking now isn't it, keltic? I speed all the time, brotha and I'm pretty sure that I'm not being un-christian... |
not really, shelfie. but one of the things Jesus said was to obey those in authority over you. so "those in authority" have told us that we should not drive over certain speeds........
I'll hear your confession now...... |
I confess nothing! I'm going to call my lawyer Sammy Hagar!
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 15:07 Post subject: Re: WWJD at an amusement park
| shelflifers wrote: | | I confess nothing! I'm going to call my lawyer Sammy Hagar! |
why?? does he like to be called Sammy Hagar? and what kind of sick lawyer games do you 2 play?
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 15:17 Post subject: Re: WWJD at an amusement park
| keltic63 wrote: | | BamBam wrote: | | camelia bedelia wrote: | | BamBam wrote: | | Like what if he was holding a spot in line while the Apostles were getting something from a snack bar. Or what if he kept getting out of the car in the fun house. Think he would win all the arcade games?????? |
He didn't have to go to the snack bar. A little multiplication of the loaves and slushies and he's all set. |
MMMMMMM funnel cake.
Wouldn't it be funny seeing him and the apostles getting off of the Raging Rapids all giddy and soaked. Or would he walk across the rapids.
Please all Christians don't be offended by this. I'm Catholic and if any Christians can/deserve to make fun of themselves it's us. |
WWJD?? it seems that those christians are the ones who are doing something that is just so incredibly not christian! A few years ago when those Men for Jesus (whatever they called themselves) went to Washington for some march/prayer meeting, we were driving on an interstate as a large van full of "Godly" men passed us. Lot's of scripture painted on the windows, plenty of visible Christian symbols, and OH YEAH, they were BREAKING the SPEED LIMIT!!!!! |
This is like the people who cut you off getting out of the church parking lot at the end of services. Those lousy SOB's. Guess I would have cut them off first if I had the chance.
Speeding is for the DEVIL. 
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 15:22 Post subject: Re: WWJD at an amusement park
| keltic63 wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | I confess nothing! I'm going to call my lawyer Sammy Hagar! |
why?? does he like to be called Sammy Hagar? and what kind of sick lawyer games do you 2 play? |
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Posted: 05/12/03 - 15:51 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | Count me in as 'offended!' How. Dare. You!
You're going to Hell #21!! Don't tackle Jesus!!!! |
Never fear, shelf... Jesus ALWAYS scores!!!
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