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Ms. Jenn
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 Posted: 05/03/05 - 15:01 Post subject: Use of "assclown" in a report
All semester long in concrete, my friend Scott and I throw in little comments about each other in our reports for fun and to see if they are ever read. (Scott is annoying and never shows up to class...I cheat on tests and say religious slurs).
In the final concrete lab manual, we had to include a two page paper. The two page paper described the concrete batch plant visit and the things we learned. Unfortunately, I had half a page to write, so I added this (n:
The trip to the plant was interesting and informative. Inane questions about aggregate and know it all attitudes were pretty nauseating. I can’t believe the batch house guy is not a resident in an insane asylum due to being up there all day long with nothing to do but watch those crappy black and white monitors all.day.long. The air temperature could have been considerably cooler. The stairs leading down from the batch house were pretty scary. Of course, I’m afraid of heights and a big ol’ whiner, but not as much of a whiner as Scott who managed to bring a ton of sand back with him into my just cleaned Jeep. What an assclown, really. I was pretty happy to hear Scott would be beaten the next day (he was going in for a wisdom tooth extraction).
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j1miller
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 15:03 Post subject: Re: Use of "assclown" in a report
| Ms. Jenn wrote: | All semester long in concrete, my friend Scott and I throw in little comments about each other in our reports for fun and to see if they are ever read. (Scott is annoying and never shows up to class...I cheat on tests and say religious slurs).
In the final concrete lab manual, we had to include a two page paper. The two page paper described the concrete batch plant visit and the things we learned. Unfortunately, I had half a page to write, so I added this (n:
The trip to the plant was interesting and informative. Inane questions about aggregate and know it all attitudes were pretty nauseating. I can’t believe the batch house guy is not a resident in an insane asylum due to being up there all day long with nothing to do but watch those crappy black and white monitors all.day.long. The air temperature could have been considerably cooler. The stairs leading down from the batch house were pretty scary. Of course, I’m afraid of heights and a big ol’ whiner, but not as much of a whiner as Scott who managed to bring a ton of sand back with him into my just cleaned Jeep. What an assclown, really. I was pretty happy to hear Scott would be beaten the next day (he was going in for a wisdom tooth extraction). |
That is awesome. I need to use it in a turndown letter!
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 15:10 Post subject:
...and was it read?...
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 15:10 Post subject:
when do you get the grade? 
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 15:11 Post subject:
Uhhh...
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 15:21 Post subject:
i just handed in my semester research report. its the exact same as what i turned in for last semester.
no one will ever figure it out.
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brie k
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 15:30 Post subject:
I.love.that!
The only person I could use that on is Kathryn, as she's the only one who would find it funny. But then she'd tell me not to use assclown in a paper, or tell me to hypenate it or some such thing.
I admire your mad writing skills!
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airehead
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 15:56 Post subject:
You do have mad writing skills! Have you considered a blog???
You are fubby!!
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 16:10 Post subject:
So tell me, did you do a slump test ?
Excellent description of a borin place...
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 17:20 Post subject:
Answers:
1. It's been read by at least 4 people in class and viewed here. Daniel, the TA grading it, will think it's funny). Scott thought it was funny.
2. I get my grade on Monday.
3. Froggie, I'm betting most of mine won't be read.
4. I have never considered a blog, but my stepdaughter has one about her experience living in a tent in Denmark.
5. I have done plenty of slump testing, air testing, unit weight testing. I'm not going to work in concrete.
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airehead
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 17:27 Post subject:
| Ms. Jenn wrote: | Answers:
5. I have done plenty of slump testing, aire testing, unit weight testing. I'm not going to work in concrete. |
Did I pass? 
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 17:28 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: |
Did I pass? |
I'd say you have a maximum of 6% aire.
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 17:34 Post subject:
| Ms. Jenn wrote: |
I'd say you have a maximum of 6% aire. |
All hot aire right?? I am full of it...
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 17:50 Post subject:
I'm writing my final paper for legal writing. I am trying to figure out how to use assclown in a sentence. I've.got.nutthin. 
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