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Cappy
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Location: Spreadsheetylvania
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 Posted: 10/01/03 - 12:38 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | Division cartoonist, prank idea creator and rewriter of company emails such that they are humorous....
i've been called on the carpet a few times for being the class clown  |
Hence your signature, yes
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robp
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Posts: 16242
Location: Waiting in line at the beer store...
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 12:40 Post subject:
Yes, that would be indicative of my overall attitude.
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akern
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Location: CTU
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 12:44 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | akern wrote: | My job is to say GROSS!! Everytime one of the mins farts or belches. I also b!tch and nag at them all day, so that they won't get out of line when their wives aren't around. 
I also yell out "THIS SUCKS!!" About every 15 minutes or so, just so no one forgets. |
So you are the morale officer at Rotometrics, yes |
Nope. Just resident Beeyoch!
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kattzoo
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Location: Happily at the back of the pack
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 14:02 Post subject:
Art critic - as when the idiot is drawing a pot leaf on my board durning a Criminal Justice class. 
Hall/trash monitor
Computer guru - that's just how bad they are...they think I know what I'm doing.
Unofficial section head in our dept. - only because the other 2 avoid it like the plague and have stuff sent to me.
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robp
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 14:11 Post subject:
| kattzoo wrote: | Art critic - as when the idiot is drawing a pot leaf on my board durning a Criminal Justice class.
Hall/trash monitor
Computer guru - that's just how bad they are...they think I know what I'm doing.
Unofficial section head in our dept. - only because the other 2 avoid it like the plague and have stuff sent to me. |
Same here. Some of these bozos are so clueless on computer issues it amazes me.
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genie
Master of Prissface
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Location: Finding serenity one day at a time
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 14:30 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | White boy.
As in, "When all else fails, blame the white boy." |
Spoken like a true gov'mint employee! 
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kristin31
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Posts: 8045
Location: Caught in the crossfire of childhood and stardom
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 21:12 Post subject:
It's a wee bit different now, since I'm techically self-employed....but..I get the
1) Girl Friday
2) Computer Help Desk
all of the time.
The bad thing about working for yourself/fromhome is that people don't always appreciate the fact that you truly are working, be it 11 am or 4:00am or anytime in between.
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Bad Jenny
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Location: WI
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Posted: 10/01/03 - 21:33 Post subject:
After big lunches I have to put away all the food in the refridge so the tiny break room we have doesn't smell gross. And I do the dishes or they will sit there for monthes at a time getting crusty and gross.
Informing everyone of changes in our ever changing schedules.
Protecting my employees from the powers that be that try to get each person to do the job of seven and be happy about it.
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savvysmommy
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:00 Post subject:
"emotional counselor" "cocktail waitress" "babysitter" "janitor"
Flight Attendant for 8.5 years 
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korts
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Location: Haze gray and underway
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 23:10 Post subject:
My main "unofficial" job at work is:
Token Chick, and therefore, "Yellow Light/Red Light*" barometer. This sucks. Fer cryin' out loud, people! It's the military. The phrase "talks like a Sailor" comes from somewhere! Get over it!!!!
Luckily, once they get to know me, they do get over it. We spent the last two lunches talking about the "cruise sock". If anyone wants to know what this is, feel free to PM me. 
Two squadrons ago, I was the Urinalysis Coordinator. Yes, I was the Piss Girl.  Freakin' whiz quiz. Ah, the Navy at its finest -- unlike the civilian piss test, the Navy actually sends an observer into the head with you. The observer watches the whole process. No dignity. Fortunately, as the Coordinator, I rarely had to observe. And no, there is no mixed gender observing going on.
*For the unaware, the Navy divides behavior and speech into Green/Yellow/Red Light zones when it comes to sexual harrassment.
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purple hayes
Frightened Inmate #2
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Location: ON YOUR LEFT!
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Posted: 10/03/03 - 08:41 Post subject:
Breakroom janitor and gigolo.
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kobyj
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Location: Lake Pine
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Posted: 10/03/03 - 13:05 Post subject:
Unofficial network engineer/troubleshooter and software developer for the entire school corporation. If something breaks, then I try to fix it between classes.
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elkid
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Location: hiding out in Philly
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Posted: 10/03/03 - 13:21 Post subject:
- computer guru
- hot spot notifier (as in, "I'm going to place X this weekend, what should I go see?")
- diet/exercise consultant 
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Jules150
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Posted: 10/06/03 - 09:10 Post subject:
I am...
Employee counselor (Why do they all wanna talk to me?)
Housekeeper (for the "messiest bunch of people on this earth!") 
Ms. Fix-it (maintenance isn't there at night...) 
Referee (grown people who can't get along...*sigh*) 
technically, I am known as a...
NURSE! 
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blue
your favorite weapon
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Joined: 21 May 2002
Posts: 7010
Location: armed and ambitious
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Posted: 10/06/03 - 09:30 Post subject:
-mediator
-counselor
-handler of worker complaints
-general "it'll be ok"
-source of smart ass yet incredibly appropriate remarks.
-provider of sarcasm.
-oh and subject to a memo passed sometime ago that said "bug chris whenever you want to or you won't get paid"... not to sure what the deal with that is...
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