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kristin31
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 Posted: 04/30/04 - 16:30 Post subject: Unannounced houseguests
What goes through people's heads when they just show up on your doorstep and expect to stay overnight? Is that not rude? Especially when they eat all your food and don't offer to buy groceries, and open bottles of wine you were saving (and that isn't even ready to drink yet?) 
I don't want this person here tonight. It's going to be hard to be nice after last time. I sweat to god if he leaves all of his dishes in the sink I'll put them all around him on the sofabed while he sleeps. Lazy ass.
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genie
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 16:31 Post subject: Re: Unannounced houseguests
| kristin31 wrote: | What goes through people's heads when they just show up on your doorstep and expect to stay overnight? Is that not rude? Especially when they eat all your food and don't offer to buy groceries, and open bottles of wine you were saving (and that isn't even ready to drink yet?)
I don't want this person here tonight. It's going to be hard to be nice after last time. I sweat to god if he leaves all of his dishes in the sink I'll put them all around him on the sofabed while he sleeps. Lazy ass. |
What the?? I thought you were going up to see HIM tomorrow? Or did Sam come a day early?
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 16:35 Post subject:
Wait until this person falls asleep.... and then shave off their eyebrows.
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kristin31
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 16:38 Post subject: Re: Unannounced houseguests
| genie wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: | What goes through people's heads when they just show up on your doorstep and expect to stay overnight? Is that not rude? Especially when they eat all your food and don't offer to buy groceries, and open bottles of wine you were saving (and that isn't even ready to drink yet?)
I don't want this person here tonight. It's going to be hard to be nice after last time. I sweat to god if he leaves all of his dishes in the sink I'll put them all around him on the sofabed while he sleeps. Lazy ass. |
What the?? I thought you were going up to see HIM tomorrow? Or did Sam come a day early? |
No, it's somebody else who "surprised us" by coming down here when he was supposed to be in FT. Lauderdale. What a pain.
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 17:32 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | Wait until this person falls asleep.... and then shave off their eyebrows. |
I LIKE THIS IDEA 
And bright pink toenails...that works too!
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 17:38 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | akern wrote: | | Wait until this person falls asleep.... and then shave off their eyebrows. |
I LIKE THIS IDEA
And bright pink toenails...that works too! |
Sharpie him some new eyebrows and a vanity mole.
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Posted: 04/30/04 - 19:07 Post subject:
Was gonna say to just stick his hand in a bowl of warm water as he sleeps. But then I realized he'd pee on your sofa.
Could you tell him Lorena Bobbit's staying overnight too?
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Posted: 05/01/04 - 08:01 Post subject:
Sorry to hear that Kristin,
Most of our friends or family that would stay overnight live so far away they usually call in advance anyway.
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kristin31
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Posted: 05/01/04 - 13:36 Post subject:
Weeeeeeee! He's gone! And we are on the way to the Land and Sea show.
Don't get me wrong, BTW. I'm usually very hospitable, but when people just show up and you know from past experience that they are lazy, it's hard to welcome them in your home. I don't expect free labor, but for god's sake, at least OFFER to help with something!!!
I painted one toenail. In hot pink! But I gave it two coats.
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