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robp
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 Posted: 03/11/04 - 16:57 Post subject: True grocery store story...
well, it was Kmart but they have some groceries...
Several years ago the X is pushing a cart down the aisle, youngest son in tow. An older woman clad in a house dress and shoes suddenly walks by very briskly and looking very uncomfortable. The X notices, to her horror, that the older lady apparently was in a hurry to use the restroom because (how can I put this delicately...) a, uh, deuce dropped to the floor from under her dress. And to make matters even more spectacular, another woman pushing a cart rounds the corner and runs over it! She stops to see why her cart wheel has jammed and she too is horrified. And youngest son puts the capper on the whole situation by looking at X and saying "Mom, I think that one lady just crapped on the floor"......
I love America! Clean-up in aisle 7!
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Pebbles
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 17:09 Post subject:
Rob, that story was really crappy! 
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robp
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 17:18 Post subject:
| Pebbles wrote: | | Rob, that story was really crappy! |
yeah, I thought it kind of stunk too. It did happen though.
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jrjo
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 17:22 Post subject:
I've done the brisk-n-uncomfortable pace on the occasional run over the years 
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robp
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 17:24 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | I've done the brisk-n-uncomfortable pace on the occasional run over the years |
Yeah I've defiled a few out of the way woodlots during long runs myself.
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 17:29 Post subject:
peeeeewww!!
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ShannonG
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 17:57 Post subject:
Grossest part of all is that Old Bird #1 was clearing going commando..... 
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akern
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 18:04 Post subject:
| ShannonG wrote: | | Grossest part of all is that Old Bird #1 was clearing going commando..... |
Maybe she was just wearing her crotch-less that day.
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Sahara
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 18:28 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Pebbles wrote: | | Rob, that story was really crappy! |
yeah, I thought it kind of stunk too. Sh!t did happen though. |
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msparks
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 18:57 Post subject:
Holy crap! I don't know what to say. I was born in Canton - not all that far from Rob. But I'm not so sure that living in the southwestern part of the state is such a bad thing after all! I mean, I can get to Kentucky and Indiana in minutes and you all (y'all) can figure out what kind of baggage that carries with it. (This town is non-affectionately known as Hamiltucky....Cheryl - tranquila, guapa!...and my uncle and some friends are from....Indiana!)
But I'll take ever' one of 'em if it means I don't have to endure the trials and tribulations of grocery shopping in.......northeastern Ohio....<shudder>!
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kristin31
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 19:05 Post subject:
Maybe she should have been on her way to purchase "OOPS, I crapped my pants" (the product seen on SNL's "commercials").
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robp
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 19:06 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | ShannonG wrote: | | Grossest part of all is that Old Bird #1 was clearing going commando..... |
Maybe she was just wearing her crotch-less that day. |
Both visuals were extremely not needed.
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akern
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 19:09 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | akern wrote: | | ShannonG wrote: | | Grossest part of all is that Old Bird #1 was clearing going commando..... |
Maybe she was just wearing her crotch-less that day. |
Both visuals were extremely not needed. |
Come on, I couldn't help it!!
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robp
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 19:27 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | robp wrote: | | akern wrote: | | ShannonG wrote: | | Grossest part of all is that Old Bird #1 was clearing going commando..... |
Maybe she was just wearing her crotch-less that day. |
Both visuals were extremely not needed. |
Come on, I couldn't help it!! |
I'll get even missy! 
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Posted: 03/11/04 - 19:39 Post subject:
| ShannonG wrote: | | Grossest part of all is that Old Bird #1 was clearing going commando..... |
Exactly...or mayb wearing a thong which would be even worse. Actually I couldn't decide which was worse....the "event" or the fact that she was paintieless. Ewwwwwwwww.
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