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j1miller
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 Posted: 01/06/06 - 10:59 Post subject: True Friendship
series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastage who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. "Why?" you may ask,
because you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will
help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 11:08 Post subject:
To hijack this thread.
How many friends do you think you have that would help you move a body?
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 11:09 Post subject:
| Running Brewer wrote: | To hijack this thread.
How many friends do you think you have that would help you move a body? |
many
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 11:45 Post subject:
| Running Brewer wrote: | To hijack this thread.
How many friends do you think you have that would help you move a body? |
i can think of a few that would help "make" bodies too.  
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blue
your favorite weapon
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 11:53 Post subject:
| Running Brewer wrote: | To hijack this thread.
How many friends do you think you have that would help you move a body? |
i think there is only one friend i could really count on for that... i think i'd do the same for him. assuming he didn't do it on purpose...
my brother probably would've, but now he's gonna go to mountie school and has to keep his nose clean.
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 12:00 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | | Running Brewer wrote: | To hijack this thread.
How many friends do you think you have that would help you move a body? |
i can think of a few that would help "make" bodies too. |
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