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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
Posts: 11322
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 02/14/04 - 08:03 Post subject: Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
in hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right,
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
but now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass,
our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey, you're a cutie,
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,
so, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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