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Floridaboiler
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 Posted: 10/30/03 - 21:41 Post subject: Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the treat.
6. Its OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else,
because you ARE someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
AND....
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 10/30/03 - 21:43 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
| Floridaboiler wrote: | 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
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airehead
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Posted: 10/30/03 - 21:55 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
| MechEngDropout wrote: | | Floridaboiler wrote: | 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
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gretriever
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Posted: 10/30/03 - 21:59 Post subject:
As they liked to say in college, though -
Candy is dandy,
and liquor is quicker.
But sex won't rot your teeth.
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akern
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Posted: 10/30/03 - 22:07 Post subject:
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
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TimRuns
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 00:29 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
| airehead wrote: | | MechEngDropout wrote: | | Floridaboiler wrote: | 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
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Cappy
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 06:13 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
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kattzoo
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 08:24 Post subject:
Very funny!!! 
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robp
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 08:29 Post subject:
The best top ten I've seen in a long time
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TriBob
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 08:31 Post subject:
Sex is like pizza. When it is good, it is very good. And, when it is bad, it is still pretty good.
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 10:19 Post subject:
| TriBob wrote: | | Sex is like pizza. When it is good, it is very good. And, when it is bad, it is still pretty good. |
And it's just as good the next morning!
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 10:28 Post subject:
| TriBob wrote: | | Sex is like pizza. When it is good, it is very good. And, when it is bad, it is still pretty good. |
and
to this list!
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Pug
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Posted: 10/31/03 - 10:29 Post subject:
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