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MM
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Joined: 04 Apr 2003
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Location: Next door to Crazy Mary
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 Posted: 10/05/04 - 14:27 Post subject: Today's MM Rant
Confusius says: Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkock. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Crazy Mary told me a story about three men who traveled a long way to find radishes. The plants were gone. The Latin speaking people of the western Hemisphere are tired of being oppressed, and not getting any points for their sex. The three men ended their journey by preparing a meal of turkey and dressing.
There will also be cocktail sause.
A joke: what do you call two turtles swimming in the ocean? Bert and Ernie.
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purple hayes
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Joined: 14 May 2002
Posts: 14462
Location: ON YOUR LEFT!
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Posted: 10/05/04 - 14:39 Post subject: Re: Today's MM Rant
| MM wrote: | | Crazy Mary told me a story about three men who traveled a long way to find radishes. |
Are you some kind of radish fetishist? 
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msparks
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Joined: 13 Nov 2003
Posts: 3182
Location: Jammin' at the Frim Fram, Frippin' in the Krotz
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Posted: 10/05/04 - 16:08 Post subject: Re: Today's MM Rant
| MM wrote: | Confusius says: Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkock. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Crazy Mary told me a story about three men who traveled a long way to find radishes. The plants were gone. The Latin speaking people of the western Hemisphere are tired of being oppressed, and not getting any points for their sex. The three men ended their journey by preparing a meal of turkey and dressing.
There will also be cocktail sause.
A joke: what do you call two turtles swimming in the ocean? Bert and Ernie. |
In Thailand?
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