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Maddies Wench
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Joined: 12 Jun 2003
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Location: Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
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 Posted: 09/04/03 - 16:46 Post subject: Today's Horoscope for Y'all
Aries: March 21 - April 19
Though you may be a part of the television generation, you don't seem like a product of it. You are your own person, and you don't need a silly sitcom to show you how to behave.
Taurus: April 20 - May 20
If you're in the middle of a financial crush, don't try to smash your way out of it. Wild moneymaking schemes are just that -- schemes. Rarely do they pan out in reality.
Gemini: May 21 - June 21
Get into a colleague's mind today. Figure out what they're thinking and what they want. If you can give it to them, you may earn a permanent ally.
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
It's been a tough time lately. Maybe you need a little bit of a break. There's no shame in asking for one. Let your hair down and relax -- it'll rejuvenate you.
Leo: July 23 - August 22
Your glowing personality can heat up almost any area today. No wonder people practically trip over themselves for your attention. Don't settle for anything less than your heart's desire.
Virgo: August 23 - September 22
Feeling a bit jealous of a friend's jet-setting lifestyle? You could probably have it, too if you really wanted it. Problem is, you know that the no-strings-attached, footloose lifestyle is not the right one for you.
Libra: September 23 - October 22
Let a friend or sweetheart know what's on your mind. Conversations can get personal without being overly tense or touchy-feely. Everyone's allowed to ask questions.
Scorpio: October 23 - November 21
Just because your friends are taken in by a smooth sales pitch and a cool poster doesn't mean you have to play the innocent. If you think something's a scam, don't go for it.
Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21
Whether you're looking for love, friendship or just a great party, you ought to be able to find it. Plenty of people are willing to help you along the way. Most of them probably hope that you'll ask for more than just directions.
Capricorn: December 22 - January 19
Quit stressing over money and just go make some. You may be amazed to find out how good at it you really are. Use your strengths; don't bother to worry about your weaknesses.
Aquarius: January 20 - February 18
Join a mailing list or attend a mixer. Why not? You like to meet people and at this time, you may find someone who has something in common with you.
Pisces: February 19 - March 20
There's nothing worse than a self-righteous manager at work. Unless, of course, it's having no work. Stick with the lesser of the two evils.
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