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akern
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 Posted: 09/22/03 - 11:45 Post subject: Today's Dear Abby.
Dear Abby,
I have been dating "Lowell" for more than a year. He's a college graduate with a professional job. We have begun talking marrige, and I am thrilled,
but I have one concern: "Lowell" believes he is from another planet.
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 11:56 Post subject:
JUST AS A PUBLIC SERVICE REMINDER:
"Lowell" rhymes with "Joel."
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jrjo
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 12:02 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | JUST AS A PUBLIC SERVICE REMINDER:
"Lowell" rhymes with "Joel." |
Don't tell me... the "other" planet is Wossicinn
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 12:04 Post subject:
Remember, Elvis isn't dead. He just "went home."
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 12:04 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | JUST AS A PUBLIC SERVICE REMINDER:
"Lowell" rhymes with "Joel." |
Don't tell me... the "other" planet is Wossicinn |
It sure ain't the Planet Lovetron.
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 12:07 Post subject:
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 12:07 Post subject:
Dear Lowell the Alien Lover:
I find your circumstance all often these days. You'll often find that most men seem like they are from different planets anyway ( remember Men Are From Mars). Go ahead and marry the man. If he starts speaking in an alien language, pick up the latest book written by Anne Heche. That'll help with the terminology.
Good Luck!
Abby 
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 12:09 Post subject:
Somehow, even I get looped into Dear Abby threads. My life is a mess.
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akern
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 12:16 Post subject:
I think he's from Uranus.
--Abby
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 12:17 Post subject:
Lowell might be my brother 
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 12:20 Post subject:
I think we should start our own riffraff column titled Dear Achey:
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akern
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 12:29 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | I think we should start our own riffraff column titled Dear Achey: |
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 12:37 Post subject:
Is it Lowell from that show "Wings"?
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 09/22/03 - 13:03 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | Is it Lowell from that show "Wings"? |
Yup. Sautees nuts and bolts in motor oil and eats them with raw grasshoppers.
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