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PostPosted: 10/25/03 - 06:44    Post subject: Tiger in Ireland
In a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everyting!"
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PostPosted: 10/25/03 - 10:33    Post subject:
Might want to change that BMW to Buick just for realism Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 10/25/03 - 11:28    Post subject:
MechEngDropout wrote:
Might want to change that BMW to Buick just for realism Mr. Green


That is true, however BMW actually designs their vechiles with golf in mind. Their trunks for example designed to fit 2 golf bags with all the accessories. (little tidbits you pick up working with the automotive industry.
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PostPosted: 10/25/03 - 13:25    Post subject:
Running Brewer wrote:
MechEngDropout wrote:
Might want to change that BMW to Buick just for realism Mr. Green


That is true, however BMW actually designs their vechiles with golf in mind. Their trunks for example designed to fit 2 golf bags with all the accessories. (little tidbits you pick up working with the automotive industry.


Wow! That's neat to know. That's probably a vehicle I'll never own because I can't afford it or golf.
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