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shelflifers
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 Posted: 01/28/03 - 13:33 Post subject: Things you see at a wedding...
You always see some doofus doing the Stayin Alive move on the dance floor..
what else do you ALWAYS see?
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TriBob
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 13:36 Post subject:
YMCA
Chicken Dance
Electric Slide
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Cappy
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 13:37 Post subject:
Further evidence that white people can't dance, no matter how drunk they are.
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kristin31
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 13:38 Post subject:
The dreaded "Chicken Dance"
Also the hoky-poky thing
Not alway, but usually - overcooked chicken
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omega lambda
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 13:41 Post subject:
That favoritest of relatives, the one who always gets drunk and makes an ass of him/herself.
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robp
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 13:42 Post subject:
At least a few old drunk dudes trying to dance with some young babe.
Some young inexperienced kid, possibly not even legally of age, drunker than hell and staggering all over the place and they'll eventually either pass out or hurl all over themselves.
Somebody you'd rather not even be there will always end up making an ass of themselves. My FIL's neighbor got so drunk he fell into a trash can and couldn't get out at our reception. Then the FIL's wife at the time, no relation to my wife thankfully, grabbed the mike from one of the band members and proceeded to sing Harper Valley PTA and dedicated it to her very own illegitimate 'ho of a daughter. My wife was mortified. I hid outside with a couple of full beers and pretended I didn't know what was happening. Wife is still mortified every time that subject comes up.
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 13:46 Post subject:
The conga line that dances it way out off the dance floor and goes all over the place.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 13:46 Post subject:
Let's hope none of us EVER sees this...
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Cappy
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 13:47 Post subject:
People elbowing each other for the best angle for a picture
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Pebbles
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 14:10 Post subject:
an old lady in a hat.
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prohemp
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 14:12 Post subject:
Used to see the whiskey sour fountain
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keltic63
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 14:18 Post subject:
a certain moderator who pushes the band's drummer off the throne and takes over with a cheesey version of "Wipe Out"
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 14:40 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Some young inexperienced kid, possibly not even legally of age, drunker than hell and staggering all over the place and they'll eventually either pass out or hurl all over themselves. |
So you've seen the pictures of me at my sister's wedding reception?
Plus, I kicked the guitar player off stage so I could jam along with the band.
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 14:53 Post subject:
Boobs sewn into bridesmaids' dresses. 
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/28/03 - 14:57 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: |
Further evidence that white people can't dance, no matter how drunk they are. |
Amen to that brother!
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