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Maddies Wench
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 Posted: 01/20/04 - 16:14 Post subject: Things you'll never hear me say during tax season:
..or any other time for that matter:
Please... I love a challenge. Scramble the tax return pages before you give it to me to copy.
Wow! The Route sheet only said 4 W-2's. I should have just known there was another!
Oh no, the more staples and paper clips in the copy job the better!
Of course you can have this ahead of those. Protocol is for everyone else.
Don't worry about addresses and phone numbers. Looking for them in the file is like a scavenger hunt!
When you write me long instructions for a job you could have done quicker yourself, I know that really means that you love me, right?
Forgive me for mailing this to the client's home address. It was the one you gave me.
Sure, I'll turn my music down! How else will get to hear every little detail of your poodle's spaying procedure???
Mmmm....I just love it when you're on that whole garlic diet!
Oh sure...make a copy or two! Keeping the job I've got in order is not nearly as important as your kid's fundraising tally sheet. Really.
Don't stay home! Come on in when you're sick! I need to build up my immunity!
And last but not least...
No no...keep staring at my chest. Eye contact is highly overrrated.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 01/20/04 - 16:17 Post subject: Re: Things you'll never hear me say during tax season:
[quote="Maddie's Wench
No no...keep staring at my chest. Eye contact is highly overrrated.[/quote]
 Damn busted already
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msparks
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Posted: 01/20/04 - 16:25 Post subject:
Look, MW. If you'll just kill one of those offensive clods, you'll find that the lifeless body at your feet will do wonders for reducing the hassles you're putting up with right now. Make sure that you don't put up any of that yellow plastic crime scene tape....might send out the wrong impression. 
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 01/20/04 - 17:47 Post subject: Re: Things you'll never hear me say during tax season:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: | ..
No no...keep staring at my chest. Eye contact is highly overrrated. |
How
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Know!
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 01/20/04 - 19:53 Post subject: Re: Things you'll never hear me say during tax season:
| coachmarkos wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | ..
No no...keep staring at my chest. Eye contact is highly overrrated. |
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It's the tilt to your head that gives it away...I'm slightly asymetrical. 
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 01/20/04 - 23:35 Post subject:
sure it's not the glassed over eyes and the drool on the chin?
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 09:12 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | | sure it's not the glassed over eyes and the drool on the chin? |
You don't get out much do you??
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 01/21/04 - 16:20 Post subject:
Nont in the winter. just for skating. besides all the wimmins wear too many clothes now. 
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