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Floridaboiler
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 Posted: 11/24/02 - 11:04 Post subject: Things you can only say on Thanksgiving.
For those of you leaving early for Thanksgiving. This has been around my email box several times but I thought you might enjoy it.
If you want to send an email letter to a US Service man this holiday Season here is the link:
http://www.dearamericansoldier.com/
> >>>1. Talk about a huge breast!
> >>>2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside
> >>>moist.
> >>>3. It's Cool Whip time!
> >>>4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
> >>>5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
> >>>6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
> >>>7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
> >>>8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
> >>>9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
> >>>10. Don't play with your meat.
> >>>11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
> >>>12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all
> >>>these people at once?
> >>>13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
> >>>14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
> >>>15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
> >>>16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
> >>>17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of
> >>>that!
> >>>18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
> >>>19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
> >>>
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 11/24/02 - 11:39 Post subject:
That was absurd; let's eat dead bird.
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genie
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Posted: 11/24/02 - 13:39 Post subject:
hehehe FB.....you are without a doubt the King of Fubby Emails! 
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 11/24/02 - 15:23 Post subject:
Glad you liked it!
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Cappy
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Posted: 11/24/02 - 16:03 Post subject:
Hmm, no breast references there.
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 11/24/02 - 18:31 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | Hmm, no breast references there. |
What about number 1  :
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Cappy
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Posted: 11/24/02 - 18:34 Post subject:
| Floridaboiler wrote: | | Cappy wrote: | | Hmm, no breast references there. |
What about number 1 : |
Oops, missed that one 
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 11/25/02 - 20:06 Post subject:
Well I am getting ready to head to bed for an early morning trip to Baton Rouge, so I wont be posting much till next week. I hope everyone has a safe and great Thanksgiving. Can one of the members of our local Riff Raff PO-PO make a quick trip down here and give me a drive by this weekend and make sure my house is okay?
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