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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 13:00    Post subject:
HighHeat wrote:
Karlene wrote:
Minnesota- It is illegal to mock skunks.


"ohh...look at little skunky mcstinky-pants...wandering across the road like he owns it"
<mocking skunk waddle>


You don't mock the skunk. The skunk mocks you.
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 13:01    Post subject:
skunky mcstinky pants?


...i'm so using that.
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 13:09    Post subject:
blue wrote:
skunky mcstinky pants?


...i'm so using that.


The more i read it the more i laugh...
I also like...

Stinky McStinkerson
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 14:03    Post subject:
American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 14:06    Post subject:
Karlene wrote:
American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.
Which comedy club are you performing at this weeknd?
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 15:13    Post subject:
Karlene wrote:
Minnesota- It is illegal to mock skunks.


Can we mock people that live there
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 15:15    Post subject:
Cappy wrote:
Karlene wrote:
Minnesota- It is illegal to mock skunks.


Can we mock people that live there
Surprised

well heck we've been doing that all this time why stop and ask for permission?
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 21:05    Post subject:
akern wrote:
What do you call a male potato?





































A Dictator!
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LOL LOL LOL
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 21:12    Post subject:
Karlene wrote:
American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.



HA!!

send that one into Reader's Digest......It's good for $100
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 21:21    Post subject:
prohemp wrote:
Karlene wrote:
American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.



HA!!

send that one into Reader's Digest......It's good for $100


I think she stole it from Paul Harvey.
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 21:22    Post subject:
Tri as I might wrote:
prohemp wrote:
Karlene wrote:
American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.



HA!!

send that one into Reader's Digest......It's good for $100


I think she stole it from Paul Harvey.


Maybe you should go on tour as a comedian...
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 21:34    Post subject:
Karlene wrote:
Tri as I might wrote:
prohemp wrote:
Karlene wrote:
American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.



HA!!

send that one into Reader's Digest......It's good for $100


I think she stole it from Paul Harvey.



and that's the rest of the story.....
Maybe you should go on tour as a comedian...
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 21:38    Post subject:
I'm just the warm-up act for shortlegs.
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 21:39    Post subject:
prohemp wrote:
Karlene wrote:
Tri as I might wrote:
prohemp wrote:
Karlene wrote:
American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.



HA!!

send that one into Reader's Digest......It's good for $100


I think she stole it from Paul Harvey.


and that's the rest of the story.....
Maybe you should go on tour as a comedian...


The views expressed here are not mine and do not reflect my own thoughts or feelings

teehee
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PostPosted: 10/24/05 - 21:55    Post subject:
prohemp wrote:
Karlene wrote:
Tri as I might wrote:
prohemp wrote:
Karlene wrote:
American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.



HA!!

send that one into Reader's Digest......It's good for $100


I think she stole it from Paul Harvey.


and that's the rest of the story.....
Maybe you should go on tour as a comedian...



teehee
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