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bburgoyne26
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 Posted: 06/08/05 - 20:32 Post subject: The squirrels are plotting against me!
Really.....every time I ride my bike on the hike and bike trails they throw themselves in front of me, trying to tangle up in my spokes and bring me down......the plot and communicate like the velocaraptors in Jurassic Park and try to hem me in......I think if they ever succeed in bringing me down, they'll jump on me and eat my eyeballs out.....are squirrels carnivorous?.... 
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 06/08/05 - 20:34 Post subject:
Nah, they just wish it was still Mayfest. You are riding along the Trinity, right?
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gretriever
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Posted: 06/08/05 - 20:34 Post subject:
Nope.
They pester us a little bit on our run outside our house, but just on the trail next to the golf course. Usually they're playing foursomes.
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bburgoyne26
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Posted: 06/08/05 - 20:41 Post subject:
| AlaninTX wrote: | | Nah, they just wish it was still Mayfest. You are riding along the Trinity, right? |
That is EXACTLY where it happens!......maybe they are eating the marijuana seeds from the kids that cruise through there at night and are just stoned silly....
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 06/08/05 - 20:59 Post subject:
After they plot to wreck you (as portrayed on the ever popular true to life Geico commercials), they will do a secret handshake congratulating themselves on a job well done.
THEY are after YOU, b.
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airehead
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Posted: 06/08/05 - 21:24 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | Nope.
They pester us a little bit on our run outside our house, but just on the trail next to the golf course. Usually they're playing foursomes. |
Penalty box for me.
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 06/08/05 - 21:26 Post subject:
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Penalty box for me. |
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Posted: 06/08/05 - 22:21 Post subject:
Have those squirrels make a trip further west and chase the gopher out of my yard!!! They can place vexes on it and everything for all I care.
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TimRuns
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Posted: 06/08/05 - 23:37 Post subject:
same here...I swear they sometimes nearly do give me a heart attack when they run out suddenly in front of me...same goes to the birds 
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andydp
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Posted: 06/09/05 - 08:36 Post subject:
| TimRuns wrote: | | same here...I swear they sometimes nearly do give me a heart attack when they run out suddenly in front of me...same goes to the birds |
Birds run in your part of the country ? You got Emu's there ?
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bburgoyne26
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Posted: 06/09/05 - 09:01 Post subject:
| TimRuns wrote: | | same here...I swear they sometimes nearly do give me a heart attack when they run out suddenly in front of me...same goes to the birds |
that little "thump" makes me feel bad....but then I turn around and look and they are standing there looking at me....maybe even shaking their fist.....at least that's what it looks like...... 
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Posted: 06/09/05 - 09:07 Post subject:
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Penalty box for me. |
Yup me too! 
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 06/09/05 - 09:09 Post subject: Re: The squirrels are plotting against me!
| bburgoyne26 wrote: | | out.....are squirrels carnivorous?.... |
Well, yeah. But so are you. So just bring your slingshot, and rid yourself of the need to go to the HEB (pronounced: thaych-ee-bee) tonight.
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Posted: 06/09/05 - 09:26 Post subject:
| bburgoyne26 wrote: |
that little "thump" makes me feel bad....but then I turn around and look and they are standing there looking at me....maybe even shaking their fist.....at least that's what it looks like...... |
I think they're actually giving you the finger.
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Posted: 06/09/05 - 09:27 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: |
Yup me too! |
Wait.
How do squirrels playing a foursome of golf get you all in the penalty box. Truly sick and twisted you are - and that coming from me says volumes.
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