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JACKED UP
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 13:29    Post subject: The new neighbors don't wanna meet me.
The new people moved in a couple weeks ago across the street. They have a teenage daughter and my boyz have both been talking to her around here and at school. Last night she and her friend were in our yard and I had the window open. I heard them talking about their parents and my 13 yr. old says about me when asked about his parents......." Oh my parents own the gym downtown. My mom has really big muscles, you should see her flex them. Oh yeah and she can run like 12 miles without stopping. And one night when me and my brother were messin' around in the living room she just hip tossed me and my brother to the floor in about 2 seconds flat. She's home right now, wanna meet her???" The girl: "NO. Yeah we gotta go now."




LOL
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 13:31    Post subject:
LOL
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 13:31    Post subject: Re: The new neighbors don't wanna meet me.
JACKED UP wrote:
The new people moved in a couple weeks ago across the street. They have a teenage daughter and my boyz have both been talking to her around here and at school. Last night she and her friend were in our yard and I had the window open. I heard them talking about their parents and my 13 yr. old says about me when asked about his parents......." Oh my parents own the gym downtown. My mom has really big muscles, you should see her flex them. Oh yeah and she can run like 12 miles without stopping. And one night when me and my brother were messin' around in the living room she just hip tossed me and my brother to the floor in about 2 seconds flat. She's home right now, wanna meet her???" The girl: "NO. Yeah we gotta go now."




LOL


Mr. Green frickin' awesome!
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 13:31    Post subject:
Hi Xena.
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 13:31    Post subject:
Mr. Green

It's all true but...

Edited to add that the poor kid probably thought you looked like this:



Well...on second thought...you sorta do.... Shocked
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 13:37    Post subject: Re: The new neighbors don't wanna meet me.
robp wrote:


Mr. Green frickin' awesome!



i'd kill for that endorsement!!!!!
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 14:19    Post subject:
ON DA PLAYGROUND

"Oh yeah, well my mom can beat your whole family's butt."

LOL that's funny JU
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 14:38    Post subject:
RangerG wrote:
Edited to add that the poor kid probably thought you looked like this:
(IMAGE)

Shocked
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 14:42    Post subject:
You are the coolest mom evah! thumbs up
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 16:18    Post subject:
SWEET!

I have a new role model!
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 16:22    Post subject:
ShannonG wrote:
You are the coolest mom evah! thumbs up


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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 16:39    Post subject:
I'm surprised he didn't say anything about combat boots and driving a beer truck...
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 16:49    Post subject:
Girlz are cool!!!!
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 17:16    Post subject:
I'd be your neighbor. You don't scare me! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 05/04/05 - 17:42    Post subject:
this is where i interject to say: "jacked up is a girl?"


Embarassed Mr. Green it's funny what you make up in your head when you don't know people. Wink
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