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kristin31
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 Posted: 06/29/05 - 13:28 Post subject: The most stupid thing you've heard someone say today
"Well, I bet of you try hard enough, you can wish the problem with your feet away"
What if I wish YOU away instead and take all of your money. Idiot!
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 13:36 Post subject: Re: The most stupid thing you've heard someone say today
| kristin31 wrote: | "Well, I bet of you try hard enough, you can wish the problem with your feet away"
What if I wish YOU away instead and take all of your money. Idiot! |
Is this the same person who said the comment about Larry?
As of yet, I haven't heard anything totally stupid today.
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rolling rock
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 13:37 Post subject:
chipped or sliced.
i don't get out much.
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j1miller
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 13:37 Post subject:
There is soooo much to choose from.
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kristin31
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 13:38 Post subject: Re: The most stupid thing you've heard someone say today
| Ms. Jenn wrote: |
Is this the same person who said the comment about Larry?
As of yet, I haven't heard anything totally stupid today. |
Worse. The owner.
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robp
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 13:39 Post subject:
A guy I work with was on vacation in Switzerland last week and was griping because none of the signs or menus were in English.
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gretriever
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 13:43 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | A guy I work with was on vacation in Switzerland last week and was griping because none of the signs or menus were in English. |
"You know, in France, cat is chat, hat is chapeau, and cake is gateau. It's like they have a different word for everything! " - Steve Martin
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cherylpf
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 13:44 Post subject:
"let me run your credit card again....and again...and again....and again...and again...." 
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 13:44 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | A guy I work with was on vacation in Switzerland last week and was griping because none of the signs or menus were in English. |
You need to give him a sign.
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andydp
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 13:45 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | "You know, in France, cat is chat, hat is chapeau, and cake is gateau. It's like they have a different word for everything! " - Steve Martin |
Darn foreign aliens...
How dare those people speak a different language ?
Tip for use in other countries: If they don't understand you just speak louder.
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 13:49 Post subject:
"Oops, which button am I spoze to hit when the garmin is beeping??" 
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kristin31
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 14:45 Post subject:
I really can't believe he said that still. He wasn't joking. He told me a story about a man in France who "wished his pain away". This, after inquiring as to how my feet were feeling today.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 14:50 Post subject:
I just got a better one:
That someone who resigned just in time to not be fired is being given a company sponsored going away party this afternoon.  "Congratulations! You have....good...timing...?? Don't let the...door...hit you...?? And stuff...?" weird.
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 14:54 Post subject:
After I made the announcement that Chester County's Live 8 spots were sold I get:
"What do you mean?"
I mean, Chester County is sold out.
"What about the deals I had out there?"
They're S.O.L., try to get them into Delco or West Montco.
"Can I sell there?"
As far as I know, and Lower Merion is wide open.
"Okay. So...there's nothing left in Chester County?"
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airehead
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Posted: 06/29/05 - 16:49 Post subject:
This is priceless: "I know your son has mono and pneumonia, but why do YOU look so bad?"
And the best ever about Americans in foreign-land: when my MIL was visiting us in Germany we went to a little Greek lunch place--our favorite--where we knew the owner well. My MIL upon receiving her lunch, asks loudly (because as you know, speaking loudly allows non-English speakers to understand you better) "Do you have any AMERICAN ketchup??"
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