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jrjo
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 Posted: 05/25/06 - 12:41 Post subject: The military controls the weather
http://www.freedomdomain.com/weather.html
| Quote: | The U.S. Government has a new ground based "Star Wars" weapon which is being
tested in the remote bush country of Alaska. This new system manipulates the environment in a way which can :
Disrupt human mental processes. Jam all global communications systems. Change weather patterns over large
areas. Interfere with wildlife migration patterns. Negatively affect your health. Unnaturally impact the Earth's
upper atmosphere. The U.S. military calls it's zapper HAARP (High Frequency Active Auroral Research
Program). But this skybuster is not about the Northern Lights. The device will turn on lights never intended to be
artificially manipulated. Their first target is the ElectroJet. A river of electricity that flows thousands of miles
through the sky and down into the polar icecap. The ElectroJet will become a vibrating artificial antenna for
sending electromagnetic radiation raining down on the Earth. The U.S. military can then X-Ray the Earth and talk
to submarines |
 ..get your foil hats ready
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robp
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Posted: 05/25/06 - 12:46 Post subject:
It's true! We're manufacturing the Electrojet antennas for the submarines already! Oh wait, I can't be giving away these secrets.... Never mind.
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airehead
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Posted: 05/25/06 - 13:16 Post subject:
The military can't even get the pay system in order.
Controlling the weather seems inordinately easier.
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purple hayes
Frightened Inmate #2
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Posted: 05/25/06 - 13:29 Post subject:
Contrails! 
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j1miller
Puppy Love!
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Posted: 05/25/06 - 13:58 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | The military can't even get the pay system in order.
Controlling the weather seems inordinately easier. |
It took them 6 months to find Mark's transfer paperwork.... yeah, controlling the weather is definately next.
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RangerG
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Posted: 05/25/06 - 14:07 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Contrails! |
Biektrails
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 05/25/06 - 17:30 Post subject:
I don't want to know what secret projects are funded by the government. I don't doubt that there's oodles of harmful and unethical actions taking place at any given moment. And you can't influence them, so why bother even thinking about it.
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cjay
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Posted: 05/25/06 - 22:38 Post subject:
Alas Babylon
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TimRuns
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Posted: 05/26/06 - 00:17 Post subject:
| MechEngDropout wrote: | | I don't want to know what secret projects are funded by the government. I don't doubt that there's oodles of harmful and unethical actions taking place at any given moment. And you can't influence them, so why bother even thinking about it. |
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alyson98
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Posted: 05/26/06 - 07:58 Post subject:
My lips are sealed. 
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 05/26/06 - 11:02 Post subject:
| alyson98 wrote: | | My lips are sealed. |
Did they have to waire your jaw shut afdter the accident? 
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Pug
The Movie Geek
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Posted: 05/26/06 - 12:52 Post subject:
Ya wanna talk the gov't into lowering the temperature over Rochester for several hours on sunday? Maybe Agents Mulder and Scully can investigate.
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