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MM
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 Posted: 04/14/03 - 09:05 Post subject: The flying lizzards are out...where are my cookies????????
Well, I had a long conversation with Crazy Mary on Saturday...she just wouldn't stop talking! She told me some funny lines, like the time she trained a monkey to do her laundry and wash the dishes. She showed me the monkey. I was afraid of the monkey, because if I saw him misbehave, I might have to spank him! Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies. I'll know as soon as the stiches come out! I met a lady at the grocery store yesterday. She was on the isle with the generic brands. Her name was woman.
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prohemp
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 09:56 Post subject: ba da dum
reminds of the time i went to the general store - and they wouldn't let me buy anything specific
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Erstwhile Lurker
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 10:26 Post subject:
We're trying to indulge you here but you don't give us much to work with. 
I know the feeling!
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BamBam
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Posted: 04/14/03 - 19:13 Post subject: Re: The flying lizzards are out...where are my cookies??????
| MM wrote: | | Well, I had a long conversation with Crazy Mary on Saturday...she just wouldn't stop talking! She told me some funny lines, like the time she trained a monkey to do her laundry and wash the dishes. She showed me the monkey. I was afraid of the monkey, because if I saw him misbehave, I might have to spank him! Good thing she didn't have a chicken doing her windows. (insert choking chicken joke here...) Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies. I'll know as soon as the stiches come out! I met a lady at the grocery store yesterday. She was on the isle with the generic brands. Her name was woman. |
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MM
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Posted: 04/18/03 - 14:10 Post subject:
I like raisins.
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