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 Posted: 11/28/04 - 15:48 Post subject: The Three Wise Men had an accident...............
...............and as usual, I was responsible.  An unfortunate accident while decorating the house has left 1 wise guy decapitated. I hope I don't go to hell for this. And then not realizing what I had done I set his head in his lap.  My kids are still laughing. There's no hope for me I'm afraid, I'll get coal in my stocking for sure. 
And you prolly thought this was about PH, Cappy and Gretriever didn't you??? 
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Posted: 11/28/04 - 15:51 Post subject:
No, dear, that would have been the Three Stooges. 
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Posted: 11/28/04 - 16:09 Post subject:
you only go to hell for breaking baby Jesus, or making Mary and Joseph do "unspeakable" things. Wise men only came to bring presents, and not very good ones (what does one do with myhrr?) we're not even sure that they ever converted.
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 10:27 Post subject:
You'll be needing one of these, Jacked...
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 10:30 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: | You'll be needing one of these, Jacked...
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Oh no, I need several of those.
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HighHeat
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 10:34 Post subject:
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Oh no, I need several of those. |
Oh, well in that case...
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 10:38 Post subject:
So which one was decapitated, me, PH, or dawg
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 10:39 Post subject:
That's great!!! I don't think you go to hell for breaking a figurine. You've got nothing to worry about. In fact, I'd leave it in his lap. That could be his "gift" (oh, wait, that was John the Baptist, wasn't it)?
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 10:48 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | | you only go to hell for breaking baby Jesus, or making Mary and Joseph do "unspeakable" things. Wise men only came to bring presents, and not very good ones (what does one do with myhrr?) we're not even sure that they ever converted. |
yeah... you're safe. They were a bunch of heathens there's no problem there.
Just leave the sheep alone...
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 10:55 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | So which one was decapitated, me, PH, or dawg |
Loaded question! 
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 12:34 Post subject:
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So that means you will only answer it when you're loaded?
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 12:58 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | So that means you will only answer it when you're loaded? |
Yeah, and the way my day is heading that could be soon.
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HighHeat
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 13:23 Post subject:
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Yeah, and the way my day is heading that could be soon. |
And then there were two..... 
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 13:25 Post subject:
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Yeah, and the way my day is heading that could be soon. |
Since dawg is the oldest, I nominate him to be decapitated first
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Posted: 11/29/04 - 13:34 Post subject:
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Since dawg is the oldest, I nominate him to be decapitated first |
Yabut what about the metal detector I must pass through at the nursing home?
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