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RangerG
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 Posted: 02/16/05 - 11:48 Post subject: The Run for Government Office...
Well... I threw my hat into the ring last night... I entered the race for Zoning Hearing Board Member.
It seems that there was another last second entry.. 
Now we both get interviewed by the Zoning Board Attorney... Anyone here who dimes me out is gona be pushin up pine trees in NJ... 
MW is serving as campaign manager and bodyguard. Im gona need a couple of political hacks on my payroll....and a spreadsheet genius to cook the books... 
I'm running on the platform that all new construction and new roads/road improvements need a run/bike trail, and that all mobile homes must have the wheels removed and jacks not cinderblocks for support. 
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j1miller
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 11:49 Post subject:
That's a good platform.
Do people that own mobile homes realize that because they have axles they do not qualify as real property and therefore do not qualify for mortgage tax deductions? I doubt they do.
Just an idea.
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RangerG
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:00 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | That's a good platform.
Do people that own mobile homes realize that because they have axles they do not qualify as real property and therefore do not qualify for mortgage tax deductions? I doubt they do.
Just an idea. |
What does a west virginia divorce and a texas tornado have in common?
Either way, someone's losin a mobile home?
Yes folks, I'm here all week..two shows on Friday... Remember to tip the bartender!
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Cappy
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:02 Post subject:
 Although I will not cook any books
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RangerG
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:05 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | Although I will not cook any books |
Hey Nicky..Vinnie... you's needs ta be havin a little talk ta Cappy..you's know how..shall we say...fragile...knees can be...
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Cappy
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:07 Post subject:
Have the red party bosses been notified (read donated too) yet
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RangerG
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:23 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | Have the red party bosses been notified (read donated too) yet |
Shhhhh....shezzz Cappy!!
Loose Lips Sink Ships!!
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Cappy
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:26 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: |
Shhhhh....shezzz Cappy!!
Loose Lips Sink Ships!! |
How would you like that expense classified?
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robp
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:26 Post subject:
I'd be happy to be a consultant for trail advice. Or something like that. Or I could just carry a big gun at town meetings.
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Cappy
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:28 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | I'd be happy to be a consultant for trail advice. Or something like that. Or I could just carry a big gun at town meetings. |
I think we found our Director of Security
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RangerG
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:30 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | I'd be happy to be a consultant for trail advice. Or something like that. Or I could just carry a big gun at town meetings. |
Now ya see...that's where I get into trouble...none of the other board members liked my WWII Trench Shotgun....go figgure... 
Hmmmm consultant... OK.. Your on my committee for trails..
I am not kidding! I want to make a developer who is redoing an old historic papermill into stores and townhouses put a bridge in to connect running trails.
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:43 Post subject:
My reign as Pug's campaign manager didn't go so well, as candidate Pug garnered exactly 0% of the popular vote for the Presidency.
People just wouldn't vote for him, because I guess, Constitutionally, he was too young.
You don't want my help.
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robp
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:44 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: |
Now ya see...that's where I get into trouble...none of the other board members liked my WWII Trench Shotgun....go figgure...
Hmmmm consultant... OK.. Your on my committee for trails..
I am not kidding! I want to make a developer who is redoing an old historic papermill into stores and townhouses put a bridge in to connect running trails. |
I'll just bring my ol' double barrel 12 gage - it doesn't look too scary.
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RangerG
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 12:45 Post subject:
| coachmarkos wrote: | My reign as Pug's campaign manager didn't go so well, as candidate Pug garnered exactly 0% of the popular vote for the Presidency.
People just wouldn't vote for him, because I guess, Constitutionally, he was too young.
You don't want my help. |
Hmmm... I may tap you and Gman for wardrobe consultants... the more hacks the merrier..
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jrjo
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Posted: 02/16/05 - 13:13 Post subject:
When's election day?
Mine is on March 8th.
Whadya think, is this the beginning of the wave rising riff-rafffers all over the country to the heights of political powah?!
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