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Maddies Wench
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 Posted: 05/02/05 - 19:41 Post subject: The Magic Snowman - a story by Ian..Verbatim
A Story by Ian, typed verbatim from some papers his stepmom gave me.
Once there wrere 3 kids. Jacob, Kyle and John. They built a magic snowman. The called the 50 foot snowdude Ian. One day the snow plow went too close to the snow dude and plowed it into a nucaluer waste pit and Ian ate some and grew alot. (I'd say about 300 feet.)
Jacon searched for his snowman all over town. He found him in an emty pit. Ian had grown to at least 3000 feet. Jacob was amazed by his now huge snowdude. Jacob tried to befriend the snow dude but soon found he couldn't be tamed.
Jacob knew that he could only keep Ian a secret from his parents for so long. The next nite, Jacob and his snow dude went to Nevada for the Annual Biggest Snowman Contest in a refridgerated truck. Jacob and Ian trained for the contest. THere are three classes in the contest, big, huge, and EXTREMELY HUGE. Jacob soon had the most spectacular snowdude ever.
They signed up to be last to be judged so he had plenty of time to feed Ian toxic waste so he could be bigger and stonger than before. The next morning, Jacob made a no-melt potion and he gave it to the now humungus snow-man.
I't was the day of the contest and were coming from everywhere including Jacob's mother and father. Frist prize was 1 trillion dollors in cold, hard cash. When Jacob found that out, he yelled "Holy Blank! That's alot of money!" Jake wanted this money so he fed Ian more toxic waste thus making sure that he and only he won the contest. THey won and are now making focill fuel from toxic waste "acquired" from a Russian power plant.
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Posted: 05/02/05 - 19:50 Post subject:
He.is.your.son.  Nice! 
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gretriever
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Posted: 05/02/05 - 19:53 Post subject:
I can't wait to see the movie!
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 05/02/05 - 19:54 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | I can't wait to see the movie! |
I expect him to sell the rights to Sci Fi any day.
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 05/02/05 - 20:07 Post subject:
Nice Story!!!
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j1miller
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Posted: 05/02/05 - 20:13 Post subject:
very good story
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rolling rock
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Posted: 05/02/05 - 20:32 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: |
I expect him to sell the rights to Sci Fi any day. |
 snow-dude
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RangerG
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Posted: 05/02/05 - 20:35 Post subject:
Ed Wood would have loved it!
A monster
A campy plot
Radiation
It's classic 50's horror!!
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genie
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Posted: 05/02/05 - 21:52 Post subject:
That is really cool (no pun intended)..... 
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 05/02/05 - 22:32 Post subject:
thats the best story ive read in a while!
high five ian!
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HighHeat
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Posted: 05/03/05 - 06:44 Post subject:
I love the "acquiring" of toxic waste from the Russians
nice story Ian
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