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PostPosted: 05/30/06 - 09:20    Post subject: The MILF hash Trash
Ok, so it was over 90 degrees Shocked

I get up early because i had a lot of work to do and the hash started at 2pm. I had to mix the hash (flour, sawdust and carpenter's chalk) I had to buy bags, we had to pre-lay some trail... like the false trail and the YBF's (stands for You've been F'd)

So I run my errands and get to the parking lot where the hash is going to start with 2 hours to spare and start mixing 20 lbs of hash in the big bucket and getting the beer into the coolers when my ex calls. He says "I have plans, you need to come get the kids at noon" .... that is 20 minutes away and just 2 hours before the has starts!!!!!!!!

I try to get hold mf my parents, but it's Sunday and they are at Church, so I get hold of Fourgasm (my co-hare) and she tells me to go get he kids and she'll take care of the ice.

So I go get the kids and then we all meet up and the kids help us pre-lay trail.

We end up running 30 minutes late for the start of the hash and I had kids with me Embarassed But, it is the single Mom's hash, so i t is fitting.

Golden Showers agrees to drive the B wagon (A to B trail) and babysit until we can get hold of my parents and tool the boys to eat.

Ok, so, back to circle in the beginning..... The two hares are wearing white ripped up tshirts with MILF on them in orange. we hve three has bags so right away all the hounds know somone is getting drafted to hare with us. Then we whip out a black t shirt and say "no one gets to be a single mom without a SPERM DONOR" the shirt has SPERM DONOR on it in big bold letters. I threw it at MSPARKS and handed him a hash bag and we were off to the sound of rolling laughter.

We ran north .25 miles and twisted around the streets of Newport a bit until the first Beer Near and then sprinted uphill to the secong Beer Near a mile later. The second BN was at my friends house on a hillside with a beautiful view of Cincy. we had a Pecker Check (males have to find trail or flash penis) in front of a pole dancing studio and then ran on top of some railroad tressel and laid a long YBF. We took tehm up a 2 mile steep hil and through a park (we shortcutted all this, though... being the hare you can do this). The third BN was in the woods. Then there was a mile of deep woods and then neighborhood and cemetery till we got to the bar.

We got lost in the woods, so the trail ended up being over 6 miles

Shocked It was fun, though, but I am sore.

So, we got pizza and went swimming in our clothes, drunk, later.
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PostPosted: 05/30/06 - 13:10    Post subject: Re: The MILF hash Trash
j1miller wrote:
So, we got pizza and went swimming in our clothes, drunk, later.


First, gotta do something about the ex...its like he knew and waited to call.

Second, the MILFs should do a down-down for swimming in your clothes....

Sounds like a Sh_Tty trail though! Awesome!

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PostPosted: 05/30/06 - 13:11    Post subject:
I did take my shirt off to swim Embarassed
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PostPosted: 05/30/06 - 18:24    Post subject:
j1miller wrote:
I did take my shirt off to swim Embarassed

Good.

I feel that order has been restored to the universe.

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PostPosted: 06/03/06 - 08:37    Post subject: Re: The MILF hash Trash
Capt Kirk wrote:

Sounds like a Sh_Tty trail though! Awesome!

Oh, it was! And I don't mean that it was awesome.

It was a trail, though. If you're a hasher who likes elevation changes, this was your kind of hash...but only if you like to run uphill...when the temperature is 90 degrees F.

Pity the poor chump who had to falsely advertise...and pay for hare crimes which he did not commit. For, as we all know, when one hare drinks, ALL hares drink.
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PostPosted: 06/05/06 - 06:58    Post subject: Re: The MILF hash Trash
msparks wrote:
Capt Kirk wrote:

Sounds like a Sh_Tty trail though! Awesome!

Oh, it was! And I don't mean that it was awesome.

It was a trail, though. If you're a hasher who likes elevation changes, this was your kind of hash...but only if you like to run uphill...when the temperature is 90 degrees F.

Pity the poor chump who had to falsely advertise...and pay for hare crimes which he did not commit. For, as we all know, when one hare drinks, ALL hares drink.


Well, every MILF needs a SPERM DONOR.

You're a great sport with the co-haring from hell!
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PostPosted: 06/05/06 - 07:07    Post subject:
It certainly seemed to be about that hot.

All my friends in Hell wanted me to let you know that if you really want to hare a hash there, you're more than welcome. You've proved your ability and worthiness.

I think that there's a song in there, somwhere.
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