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andydp
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Joined: 23 Sep 2003
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Location: Upstate NY near Albany
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 Posted: 05/12/06 - 17:55 Post subject: The GUYS ONLY Friendship "poem/essay/whatever"
If you're not a guy get lost !! This is a guy thing you wouldn't understand.
True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy-a$$ "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? And, sound like they're from the Ophra Show ?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true guy (not a Brokeback kinda thing) friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ba$tard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ? "Because you are my friend".
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Remember: a good friend will help you move. A REALLY good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Last edited by andydp on 05/12/06 - 18:06; edited 1 time in total
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