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blue
your favorite weapon
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PostPosted: 04/06/04 - 16:42    Post subject:
your mother.

to anyone that says, I don't like your attittude:

i don't like your face.
Sahara
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PostPosted: 04/06/04 - 17:13    Post subject:
up your nose with a rubber hose
keltic63
the kilted one
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PostPosted: 04/06/04 - 17:19    Post subject:
with Kindergarten and 1st grade tattletales who continue to tell the story after I've asked them not to tattle I've been using "Save the Drama for your Mama"
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PostPosted: 04/06/04 - 17:25    Post subject:
Twit; putz.

Has anyone said "a$$clown" yet ?

One of my favorites was an Italian swear/insult phrase that means absolutely nothing in translation: "All'anima dei mortacci tui !!". Loosely translated: A curse on your ugly ancestors>
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PostPosted: 04/06/04 - 19:07    Post subject:
goof ball.

I use it on dogs, co-workers, staff members. It can be kindly and a put down at the same time.
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PostPosted: 04/06/04 - 20:35    Post subject:
Heard while listening to two guys that always get into it during meetings:

"Listen up, two-scoops..."

(he's known for his man boobs...)
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PostPosted: 04/06/04 - 22:51    Post subject:
Jackass isn't cussing, is it? That's my favorite.

Or Assmonkey.

My favorite line is..."You weren't on the honor roll, were you?"
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 08:03    Post subject:
"That sounds like something Joel would say"
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 09:02    Post subject:
blue wrote:
your mother.



Your mama... Dancing Banana
Your daddy... Dancing Banana
Your whole generation too! Dancing Banana
Your greasy granny got holes in her panties Dancing Banana
Got a big behind... like frankenstein...
Dancing Banana

Anyone remember this from when you were a kid?
coachmarkos
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 09:30    Post subject:
Pebbles wrote:
blue wrote:
your mother.



Your mama... Dancing Banana
Your daddy... Dancing Banana
Your whole generation too! Dancing Banana
Your greasy granny got holes in her panties Dancing Banana
Got a big behind... like frankenstein...
Dancing Banana

Anyone remember this from when you were a kid?



(coach rethinks get together between the coach kids and the bedrock clan)
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 10:21    Post subject:
coachmarkos wrote:



(coach rethinks get together between the coach kids and the bedrock clan)


Aaawww, come on now coach! I promise to keep the "your mama" and the to a minimum Wink
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PostPosted: 04/07/04 - 19:43    Post subject:
per Andrew....the LOTR expert.....most definitely "fly, you fools"......(Andrew is currently watching behind the scenes). He just finished a LOTR swordfight with Bryce
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The Movie Geek
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PostPosted: 04/08/04 - 09:23    Post subject:
runaroundsue wrote:
per Andrew....the LOTR expert.....most definitely "fly, you fools"......(Andrew is currently watching behind the scenes). He just finished a LOTR swordfight with Bryce


Did he slide down the stairs whilst riding on a shield?
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