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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 16:05    Post subject:
LOL

Pick me up off of the floor!
I'm laughing so hard on this one!
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 16:40    Post subject:
glad you all liked it!

I think I laughed for 10 straight minutes after seeing that wonderful photoshop job, PH did...(and did you notice he even got the reflection in there??!!!)
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 16:50    Post subject:
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glad you all liked it!

I think I laughed for 10 straight minutes after seeing that wonderful photoshop job, PH did...(and did you notice he even got the reflection in there??!!!)


LOLLOLLOL

Now I'm laughing even harder!!!
Sorry Alan
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 17:01    Post subject: Re: Texas Man Gets Stuck in Machine
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Man Gets Stuck in Animal Game Machine




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He said the man, whose name was not released because he is a jackass, crawled through about an 8-inch-by-10-inch opening to get into the glass enclosure via a chute where the toys come out, but when he tried to get back out, his way was blocked.


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She said the husband turned hysterical when he couldn't open the bag of Jalepeno chips that he initially dove in for. But he didn't panic as firefighters responded to the Walmart store and threw in a scissors for him to open the chips. The process took about 3 days.


These lines cracked me up as well!




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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 18:16    Post subject:
OMG! thats hilarious!

LOL
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 18:21    Post subject:
Too funny!
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 18:28    Post subject:
shelflifers wrote:
glad you all liked it!

I think I laughed for 10 straight minutes after seeing that wonderful photoshop job, PH did...(and did you notice he even got the reflection in there??!!!)


Sweet!!!

You need to see about submitting the story to The Onion.
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 18:40    Post subject:
thegman wrote:
shelflifers wrote:
glad you all liked it!

I think I laughed for 10 straight minutes after seeing that wonderful photoshop job, PH did...(and did you notice he even got the reflection in there??!!!)


Sweet!!!

You need to see about submitting the story to The Onion.



ooh that would be cool!
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 18:42    Post subject:
they don't accept submissions... Mad

but that would be hellacool...Would love to work for The Onion!
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 18:44    Post subject:
Can I mention that I am very glad they do not accept unsolicited works?
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 19:16    Post subject:
This was way too funny!!!
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 20:14    Post subject:
This was by far the funniest thing I have seen all day. fubby
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 20:58    Post subject:
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Can I mention that I am very glad they do not accept unsolicited works?


PIPE DOWN ALAN, and get back in the Animal Game Machine!!!! Wink
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 22:14    Post subject:
thegman wrote:
AlaninTX wrote:
Can I mention that I am very glad they do not accept unsolicited works?


PIPE DOWN ALAN, and get back in the Animal Game Machine!!!! Wink


And also watch out for that claw! Wink
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PostPosted: 01/06/04 - 22:26    Post subject:
robp wrote:

I freakin agree! I'm laughing like a hyena back here in my little cubicle....


I have to get caught up on all this at night and it is getting tough keeping up with all of these threads.

The original story was definitely a shocker.
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