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akern
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 Posted: 12/12/05 - 11:15 Post subject: Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
I heard this song for the first time today and it cracked me up.
She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Marguerite is at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron?
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the dj puts bon jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
She don't mean nothing
She just havin fun
Tomorrow she say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
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TriBob
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 11:17 Post subject:
The video is pretty funny too.
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 11:31 Post subject:
tequilla is the name of one of my students.
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akern
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 11:33 Post subject:
| crazyfrog wrote: | tequilla is the name of one of my students.
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 Parents can be such clowns.
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airehead
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 11:36 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | crazyfrog wrote: | tequilla is the name of one of my students.
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Parents can be such clowns. |
Maybe it was the drink of choice during conception?
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purple hayes
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 11:46 Post subject:
Boob check?
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 11:52 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Boob check? |
boob check? when did this become a hockey forumn!
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gretriever
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 11:52 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | akern wrote: | | crazyfrog wrote: | tequilla is the name of one of my students.
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Parents can be such clowns. |
Maybe it was the drink of choice during conception? |
If so, thank goodness they weren't drinking Wild Turkey. 
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airehead
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 11:55 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | akern wrote: | | crazyfrog wrote: | tequilla is the name of one of my students.
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Parents can be such clowns. |
Maybe it was the drink of choice during conception? |
If so, thank goodness they weren't drinking Wild Turkey. |
Or Mad Dog
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TriBob
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 12:05 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | akern wrote: | | crazyfrog wrote: | tequilla is the name of one of my students.
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Parents can be such clowns. |
Maybe it was the drink of choice during conception? |
If so, thank goodness they weren't drinking Wild Turkey. |
Or Mad Dog |
You always go top shelf. 
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Noley
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 12:21 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Boob check? |
hashing?
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 12:23 Post subject:
i'm just surprised no one has offerred to pour Akern a drink yet. EAT THE WORM AKEY!!!!
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 12/12/05 - 13:48 Post subject:
[coach runs to the local liqour store for a bottle of Quervo.]
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