Tapes of wire tap conversation

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I have recently secured a tape of a wire tap conversation between 2 Al Qaeda operatives. Below is a snippet of their conversation:

Operative # 1: Thank you for getting back to me so soon. What have you learned since you have arrived in the U.S.?

Operative # 2: First off, God is Great. Secondly, we are winning the hearts and minds of Americans everywhere. It won't be long before America withdraws it's troops from our land.

Operative # 1: And how do you know this?

Operative # 2: We have many allies in America. Tim Robins, Michael Moore, Sean Penn, Cindy Sheehan. Did you know Cindy Sheehan called us Freedom Fighters?

Operative #1: I did not know that. That is wonderful. I'll tell everyone that.

Operative # 2: Also, they are going to provide all captured terrorists with lawyers at the taxpayers expense and because they illegally wire tapped us, we have a strong chance of getting free to blow up more innocents!!!

Operative # 1: I am very pleased with our progress.

Operative # 2: That's not all. There are many in America that protest the war, giving our freedom fighters hope and new energy to keep fighting! Every time I see a rally, it gives me strength. I'm sure many want to see America lose this war so they can laugh at the Hyena Bush. They don't realize how many soldiers and innocents we kill because of that.

Operative # 1: Anything else I can tell my people?

Operative # 2: Yes, anything that George Bush says or does, the democrats are against it. If he says win, they say lose. Also, the american press has done a great job in telling us everything we need to know to about the war no matter how top secret it is, THEY TELL US EVERYTHING! Is that great or what?

Operative # 1: You are doing a great job. Keep up the good work. Thank Allah for liberals and democrats. With their help, we will kill many more soldiers and innocent people!!! Click.

Member

Hello sir, this is Homeland Security. Do you have a few minutes to talk ?

YOU: Yes... how can I help you ?

HS: Well sir its about your reading habits, we note you've taken out a few books on Islam.

YOU: I was doing some reading on Islam to try and understand why things are happening.

HS: We also note you order lots of pizza using credit cards.

YOU: What does that mean ?

HS: Well, the Sep 11 hijackers did the same thing. Single people ordering pizza with credit cards.

YOU What ?

HS: We note you called Iran last week.

YOU: I had to for my nut import business.

HS: In your call, you mentioned Bin Laden several times, called him a great guy.

YOU: Bin Laden is the owner's dad.

HS: Why were you visiting this Islamic web site ?

YOU: Again, I was doing research on Islamic charities. I wanted to contribute to the rebuilding of Iraq.

HS: There are links there to more radical sites.

YOU: Like ?

HS: Al Jeseira Satellite TV

HS: You made a call last month to this Middle Eastern business in New Jersey.

YOU: Again its because of my import business.

HS: Why did you keep mentioning Hamas ?

YOU: I spoke about a shipment of Hummus you know, chick peas

YOU: How did you get this info ?

HS: We don't have to tell you.

Member

They tapped his phone. They heard his conversation.
He was possibly from Al Qaeda but who cares he was of Middle Eastern appearence and he was having one of those fantasy chats with an anonmous woman; $5.00 per minute.

"Patience, understanding, simplicity, compassion" she said to him, "these are the great treasures."
"Love your fellow man" she continued, "open your heart to nature's beautiful truth; honour it with courage wisdom and tenderness and be of good cheer"

"yes Yes YES !!!" he moaned blissfully as he heard the forbidden words.

And they heard it all. They recorded everything.

And now he was in BIG TROUBLE.

Tapes of wire tap conversation

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