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TriBob
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PostPosted: 01/20/06 - 10:07    Post subject: THE HUSBAND STORE
THE HUSBAND STORE


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates...

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch . . . you may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to
the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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PostPosted: 01/20/06 - 10:09    Post subject:
See ? They missed me on the 5th floor again !!
purple hayes
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PostPosted: 01/20/06 - 10:10    Post subject:
My wife stopped on the first floor.
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PostPosted: 01/20/06 - 10:11    Post subject:
purple hayes wrote:
My wife stopped on the first floor.


Good thing a car wasn't a requirement.
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PostPosted: 01/20/06 - 10:27    Post subject:
I think my wife would look in the basement for me (job or not).

Razz

Mind you, I guess the basement is better than the dog house....
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PostPosted: 01/20/06 - 11:00    Post subject:
mine didn't have a job.....guess my elevator went down to the parking ramp instead of up.
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PostPosted: 01/20/06 - 11:06    Post subject:
My husband was not in the building.
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PostPosted: 01/20/06 - 11:12    Post subject:
j1miller wrote:
My husband was not in the building.
was he pan handling at the entrance? Wink Razz
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