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RangerG
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 Posted: 11/03/05 - 10:23 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I'll bet you've never farted either. I threw up in my bed once after a bout with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Also threw up on my leg while passed out in a chair at my buddies bachelor party. That was after a bout with a bottle of George Dickel.... I don't drink whiskey anymore. |
far ...what?  |
You'd get along well with my gf, she never has either. |
MW is rather proud of her farts. Must be a Navy thing.
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MW
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 10:23 Post subject:
On the starboard bridge wing of the U.S.S. Sylvania.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 10:23 Post subject:
Alcohol is cool. 
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MW
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 10:24 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I'll bet you've never farted either. I threw up in my bed once after a bout with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Also threw up on my leg while passed out in a chair at my buddies bachelor party. That was after a bout with a bottle of George Dickel.... I don't drink whiskey anymore. |
far ...what? |
You'd get along well with my gf, she never has either. |
MW is rather proud of her farts. Must be a Navy thing. |
Just because I giggle doesn't mean I'm proud of them. 
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RangerG
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 10:31 Post subject:
| MW wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I'll bet you've never farted either. I threw up in my bed once after a bout with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Also threw up on my leg while passed out in a chair at my buddies bachelor party. That was after a bout with a bottle of George Dickel.... I don't drink whiskey anymore. |
far ...what? |
You'd get along well with my gf, she never has either. |
MW is rather proud of her farts. Must be a Navy thing. |
Just because I giggle doesn't mean I'm proud of them. |
You were giggling because the force of the dang thing just about blew me off the other side of the bed... 
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akern
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 10:54 Post subject:
| coachmarkos wrote: | I've got a couple of good ones.
I've told the story before of how I threw up at the school's christmas concert when I was in first or second grade. 
Next two: College
#1 While at a college graduation party, with a keg, in a small apartment. Coach commenced to getting very, very, drunk (it was a good friend of mine, so I was "seeing him off") Anyway, I had to puke, but there was a line of like three girls waiting for the bathroom, the kitchen was packed with people, and it was coming. So I ran into the nearest bedroom(it was a two bedroom) and while looking for a trashcan..it was starting to come, so I grabbed the first thing I saw. A stadium cup on top of somebody's dresser. (I think there was some change or something in the bottom, but to be honest I can't remember much) I filled that thing up. It was gross. I then found the trash can, and set the cup in there.
#2 In the dorms in college, we all thought it would be a great idea to have a punch party. I was late to the party for some reason, so when I got there, I started drinking really fast to "catch up" When the moment siezed me, I ran down the hall, to the bathroom..and opened the stall door, and threw up everywhere...except in the toilet. The walls, the floor, pretty much everything was covered in fruit punch alcohol. It was very disgusting.
For the rest of the year "Who did stall #2?" was a slogan on our floor. I never admitted it to anyone. Until just now.
Maybe it's a good thing, I don't drink like I used to. I wasn't very good at it. |
GOOD TIMES!
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robp
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 11:03 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | | MW wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I'll bet you've never farted either. I threw up in my bed once after a bout with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Also threw up on my leg while passed out in a chair at my buddies bachelor party. That was after a bout with a bottle of George Dickel.... I don't drink whiskey anymore. |
far ...what? |
You'd get along well with my gf, she never has either. |
MW is rather proud of her farts. Must be a Navy thing. |
Just because I giggle doesn't mean I'm proud of them. |
You were giggling because the force of the dang thing just about blew me off the other side of the bed... |
My youngest rocket scientist was trying to ignite a fart last week and blew the flame from the lighter out. 
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karlene
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 11:05 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | MW wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I'll bet you've never farted either. I threw up in my bed once after a bout with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Also threw up on my leg while passed out in a chair at my buddies bachelor party. That was after a bout with a bottle of George Dickel.... I don't drink whiskey anymore. |
far ...what? |
You'd get along well with my gf, she never has either. |
MW is rather proud of her farts. Must be a Navy thing. |
Just because I giggle doesn't mean I'm proud of them. |
You were giggling because the force of the dang thing just about blew me off the other side of the bed... |
My youngest rocket scientist was trying to ignite a fart last week and blew the flame from the lighter out. |
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kristin31
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 11:06 Post subject:
Off of a kayak down here. And no alcohol was involved. I had taken an antibiotic on an empty stomach and was out kayaking with a friend. Once she found out I was OK, she started laughig hysterically. I guess it was rather "projectile". No, I didn't get any in the kayak, and yes, I kept kayaking. Once I got that nasty drug out of me I felt fine.
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akern
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 11:09 Post subject:
| robp wrote: |
My youngest rocket scientist was trying to ignite a fart last week and blew the flame from the lighter out. |
That's some serious talent! I'll bet you're beaming with pride.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 11:19 Post subject:
Mammoth Cave
and/or
The Kennedy Center (outside)
which is more strange?
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prohemp
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 11:20 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | | MW wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I'll bet you've never farted either. I threw up in my bed once after a bout with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Also threw up on my leg while passed out in a chair at my buddies bachelor party. That was after a bout with a bottle of George Dickel.... I don't drink whiskey anymore. |
far ...what? |
You'd get along well with my gf, she never has either. |
MW is rather proud of her farts. Must be a Navy thing. |
Just because I giggle doesn't mean I'm proud of them. |
You were giggling because the force of the dang thing just about blew me off the other side of the bed... |
HA - does she ever give you a dutch oven???
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MW
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 12:00 Post subject:
| prohemp wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | MW wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I'll bet you've never farted either. I threw up in my bed once after a bout with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Also threw up on my leg while passed out in a chair at my buddies bachelor party. That was after a bout with a bottle of George Dickel.... I don't drink whiskey anymore. |
far ...what? |
You'd get along well with my gf, she never has either. |
MW is rather proud of her farts. Must be a Navy thing. |
Just because I giggle doesn't mean I'm proud of them. |
You were giggling because the force of the dang thing just about blew me off the other side of the bed... |
HA - does she ever give you a dutch oven??? |
No. And if it's and SBD I always warn him.
Honey, you need to walk over there now.
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 12:01 Post subject:
I don't think there was a square foot of the City of Eau Claire that didn't have some of my puke on it. And 95% of that was NOT alcohol induced. 
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gretriever
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 12:42 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | | I don't think there was a square foot of the City of Eau Claire that didn't have some of my puke on it. And 95% of that was NOT alcohol induced. |
Not Room 107 in Katherine Thomas Hall - that was my territory!
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