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JACKED UP
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 Posted: 11/03/05 - 07:09 Post subject:
At the feet of my 5th grade gym teacher Mr. Kuhlemeier. My asthma was giving me trouble and I told him I couldn't run the 600 that day. Well I did, but coughed so hard I puked. 
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rolling rock
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 07:38 Post subject:
i've never thrown up.
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prohemp
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 08:13 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I've heard of people like you, my wife is one of them too
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robp
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 08:15 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I'll bet you've never farted either. I threw up in my bed once after a bout with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Also threw up on my leg while passed out in a chair at my buddies bachelor party. That was after a bout with a bottle of George Dickel.... I don't drink whiskey anymore.
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rolling rock
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 08:20 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I'll bet you've never farted either. I threw up in my bed once after a bout with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Also threw up on my leg while passed out in a chair at my buddies bachelor party. That was after a bout with a bottle of George Dickel.... I don't drink whiskey anymore. |
far ...what? 
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robp
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 08:22 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I'll bet you've never farted either. I threw up in my bed once after a bout with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Also threw up on my leg while passed out in a chair at my buddies bachelor party. That was after a bout with a bottle of George Dickel.... I don't drink whiskey anymore. |
far ...what? |
You'd get along well with my gf, she never has either.
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Cappy
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 08:26 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i've never thrown up. |
I'll bet you've never farted either. I threw up in my bed once after a bout with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Also threw up on my leg while passed out in a chair at my buddies bachelor party. That was after a bout with a bottle of George Dickel.... I don't drink whiskey anymore. |
far ...what? |
You'd get along well with my gf, she never has either. |
My beautiful bride was that way too…but the farting started after we got back from the honeymoon
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karlene
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 08:38 Post subject:
| MastrBrewr wrote: | On the cop's shoes at the county fair in '94.
Too. Much. Gravitron.  |
At the summer Fair... The lady wouldn't let me go to the bathroom inside the building so i threw up on her shoes 
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andydp
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 08:41 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | On the cop's shoes at the county fair in '94.
Too. Much. Gravitron. |
At the summer Fair... The lady wouldn't let me go to the bathroom inside the building so i threw up on her shoes |
I would assume because of your nubile and ingenuos look, no alcoholic spirits were harmed in the making of in this incident.
Last edited by andydp on 11/03/05 - 08:44; edited 1 time in total
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karlene
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 08:42 Post subject:
| andydp wrote: | | Karlene wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | On the cop's shoes at the county fair in '94.
Too. Much. Gravitron. |
At the summer Fair... The lady wouldn't let me go to the bathroom inside the building so i threw up on her shoes |
I would assume from because of your nubile and ingenuos look no alcoholic spirits were harmed in the making of in this incident. |
I was 12...
Although I did try my first drink at that age, I was not drunk at the fair...
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purple hayes
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 09:00 Post subject:
At the theater on Halloween night when I was about 8 or 9.
Poisoned candy, no doubt. 
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prohemp
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 09:02 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | At the theater on Halloween night when I was about 8 or 9.
Poisoned candy, no doubt. |
no doubt
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rolling rock
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 09:05 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | On the cop's shoes at the county fair in '94.
Too. Much. Gravitron. |
At the summer Fair... The lady wouldn't let me go to the bathroom inside the building so i threw up on her shoes |
guess you showed that bee-yotch 
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karlene
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 09:12 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | Karlene wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | On the cop's shoes at the county fair in '94.
Too. Much. Gravitron. |
At the summer Fair... The lady wouldn't let me go to the bathroom inside the building so i threw up on her shoes |
guess you showed that bee-yotch |
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 11/03/05 - 10:13 Post subject:
I've got a couple of good ones.
I've told the story before of how I threw up at the school's christmas concert when I was in first or second grade.
Next two: College
#1 While at a college graduation party, with a keg, in a small apartment. Coach commenced to getting very, very, drunk (it was a good friend of mine, so I was "seeing him off") Anyway, I had to puke, but there was a line of like three girls waiting for the bathroom, the kitchen was packed with people, and it was coming. So I ran into the nearest bedroom(it was a two bedroom) and while looking for a trashcan..it was starting to come, so I grabbed the first thing I saw. A stadium cup on top of somebody's dresser. (I think there was some change or something in the bottom, but to be honest I can't remember much) I filled that thing up. It was gross. I then found the trash can, and set the cup in there. 
#2 In the dorms in college, we all thought it would be a great idea to have a punch party. I was late to the party for some reason, so when I got there, I started drinking really fast to "catch up" When the moment siezed me, I ran down the hall, to the bathroom..and opened the stall door, and threw up everywhere...except in the toilet. The walls, the floor, pretty much everything was covered in fruit punch alcohol. It was very disgusting.
For the rest of the year "Who did stall #2?" was a slogan on our floor. I never admitted it to anyone. Until just now.
Maybe it's a good thing, I don't drink like I used to. I wasn't very good at it.
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