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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 09/25/03 - 08:45 Post subject: Stop me if you've heard this one...
(sound of shower running)
Bang Bang..."Mama, I gotta go peeeeeee!"
"Okay, come in and pee, but DON'T FLUSH!"
"Okay"
(peeing sounds)
FLUSH!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/25/03 - 08:47 Post subject:
You don't have to have a kid to have that happen to you. (Just so you know, Cindy, you're being called out on this one! )
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elkid
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Posted: 09/25/03 - 08:48 Post subject:
Now I will be singing The Smiths all day long. Thank you.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 09/25/03 - 08:55 Post subject:
Ohhhh yea, know the feeling. Hubby has a good 1 he pulls on the boys because of the flushing thing. He goes in to go pee while they are showering, then he fills a dixie cup full of COLD water and dumps it over the top of the curtain! He did this to ME once. He still sleeps with 1 eye open.
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RangerG
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Posted: 09/25/03 - 08:59 Post subject:
Yea, but the flush thing is an automatic reaction for most people. It's drilled into our heads from the moment we learn to "pee like a big person and not a baby".
There are so many things going on in an 8 year olds mind, that the "don't flush" message probably got lost.
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RangerG
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Posted: 09/25/03 - 09:00 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | Ohhhh yea, know the feeling. Hubby has a good 1 he pulls on the boys because of the flushing thing. He goes in to go pee while they are showering, then he fills a dixie cup full of COLD water and dumps it over the top of the curtain! He did this to ME once. He still sleeps with 1 eye open.  |
I used to do the same thing to my kids....till one day my son did it to me with a full pitcher...I almost fainted from the shock..
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 09/25/03 - 10:37 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | Yea, but the flush thing is an automatic reaction for most people. It's drilled into our heads from the moment we learn to "pee like a big person and not a baby".
There are so many things going on in an 8 year olds mind, that the "don't flush" message probably got lost.
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Automatic? Rrrrrright....how come he never does it otherwise?
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 09/25/03 - 10:50 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | Yea, but the flush thing is an automatic reaction for most people. It's drilled into our heads from the moment we learn to "pee like a big person and not a baby".
There are so many things going on in an 8 year olds mind, that the "don't flush" message probably got lost.
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Automatic? Rrrrrright....how come he never does it otherwise? |
that's my house .....if I have an unexpected visitor.....I make a quick assessment of the guest bathroom before I open the door. I've seen my boys run back to the bathroom, "oops, I forgot to was my hands" then I go in "you forgot to do something else mister"
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 09/25/03 - 11:16 Post subject:
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