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akern
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 Posted: 02/27/06 - 16:27 Post subject: Squirrel attack!!
Two Women OK After Being Attacked By Squirrel
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CRETE, Ill. (AP) -- Authorities say two women in the Chicago suburb of Crete are fine after being attacked by a squirrel.
Crete Police Chief Paul VanDeraa says one woman was scratched in the leg and bitten by a squirrel February 16th as she walked from her porch to her car. Three days later, a squirrel scratched another woman.
VanDeraa says the women live several blocks from each other. Will County Animal Control set traps in the victims' yards and caught a squirrel.
He says the squirrel didn't have any signs of rabies, but it is being held as a precautionary measure. |
Sandy Cheeks? Is that you?
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robp
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Posted: 02/27/06 - 16:38 Post subject:
This guy ain't afraid of nobody....
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j1miller
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Posted: 02/27/06 - 16:38 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | This guy ain't afraid of nobody....
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Chuck Norris's pet squirrel?
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gretriever
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Posted: 02/27/06 - 16:41 Post subject: Re: Squirrel attack!!
| Quote: | VanDeraa says the women live several blocks from each other. Will County Animal Control set traps in the victims' yards and caught a squirrel.
He says the squirrel didn't have any signs of rabies, but it is being held as a precautionary measure. |
Scenes we'd like to see....
Scene: Crete Police Station. Two women are led into a room to observe a line of suspects.
Detective: Welcome, ladies. You understand why you are here. The procedure is we will bring a group of potential suspects into the adjacent room. You can see them through this window, but they can't see you.
Woman 1: Yes. Yes, we understand.
Detective (flipping on an intercom): All right, Sergeant, bring in the line-up.
The sergeant enters the line-up room, followed by six squirrels of varying colors and sizes. They line up against the wall.
Sergeant: All right, please turn to your right.
The line-up complies.
Sergeant: Now turn around.
The line-up complies.
Detective: Do any of these suspects look familiar?
Woman 2: Well, I'm not sure... maybe number four?
Detective (on the intercom): Number four, would you please face forward and step forward?
Number four does so.
Detective: Well, what do you think?
Woman 1: Yes, yes I think that's him.
Woman 2: Yes! That look in his eyes - I, I can never forget it. He's nuts! Nuts, I tells ya!
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airehead
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Posted: 02/27/06 - 16:45 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | robp wrote: | This guy ain't afraid of nobody....
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Chuck Norris's pet squirrel? |
I used to think he was crazy, now I can see he's nuts.
and Gdawg: 
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akern
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Posted: 02/27/06 - 16:46 Post subject: Re: Squirrel attack!!
| gretriever wrote: | | Quote: | VanDeraa says the women live several blocks from each other. Will County Animal Control set traps in the victims' yards and caught a squirrel.
He says the squirrel didn't have any signs of rabies, but it is being held as a precautionary measure. |
Scenes we'd like to see....
Scene: Crete Police Station. Two women are led into a room to observe a line of suspects.
Detective: Welcome, ladies. You understand why you are here. The procedure is we will bring a group of potential suspects into the adjacent room. You can see them through this window, but they can't see you.
Woman 1: Yes. Yes, we understand.
Detective (flipping on an intercom): All right, Sergeant, bring in the line-up.
The sergeant enters the line-up room, followed by six squirrels of varying colors and sizes. They line up against the wall.
Sergeant: All right, please turn to your right.
The line-up complies.
Sergeant: Now turn around.
The line-up complies.
Detective: Do any of these suspects look familiar?
Woman 2: Well, I'm not sure... maybe number four?
Detective (on the intercom): Number four, would you please face forward and step forward?
Number four does so.
Detective: Well, what do you think?
Woman 1: Yes, yes I think that's him.
Woman 2: Yes! That look in his eyes - I, I can never forget it. He's nuts! Nuts, I tells ya! |
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rolling rock
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Posted: 02/27/06 - 17:07 Post subject:
squirrels attacking people is hellafubby
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airehead
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Posted: 02/27/06 - 17:19 Post subject:
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squirrels attacking people is hellafubby |
Just like bulls jumping into the stands at bullfights. Or a cow escapes on the way to slaughter. Gotta love it when nature is just a little brighter than peeps give them credit for.
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Posted: 02/27/06 - 17:25 Post subject:
Why does this bring to mind Jimmy Carter's attack rabbit ?
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RangerG
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Posted: 02/27/06 - 17:32 Post subject: Re: Squirrel attack!!
| gretriever wrote: | | Quote: | VanDeraa says the women live several blocks from each other. Will County Animal Control set traps in the victims' yards and caught a squirrel.
He says the squirrel didn't have any signs of rabies, but it is being held as a precautionary measure. |
Scenes we'd like to see....
Scene: Crete Police Station. Two women are led into a room to observe a line of suspects.
Detective: Welcome, ladies. You understand why you are here. The procedure is we will bring a group of potential suspects into the adjacent room. You can see them through this window, but they can't see you.
Woman 1: Yes. Yes, we understand.
Detective (flipping on an intercom): All right, Sergeant, bring in the line-up.
The sergeant enters the line-up room, followed by six squirrels of varying colors and sizes. They line up against the wall.
Sergeant: All right, please turn to your right.
The line-up complies.
Sergeant: Now turn around.
The line-up complies.
Detective: Do any of these suspects look familiar?
Woman 2: Well, I'm not sure... maybe number four?
Detective (on the intercom): Number four, would you please face forward and step forward?
Number four does so.
Detective: Well, what do you think?
Woman 1: Yes, yes I think that's him.
Woman 2: Yes! That look in his eyes - I, I can never forget it. He's nuts! Nuts, I tells ya! |
Gdawg...you know way too much about this process...anything you want to share with the group? 
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Posted: 02/27/06 - 20:20 Post subject: Re: Squirrel attack!!
| gretriever wrote: | | Quote: | VanDeraa says the women live several blocks from each other. Will County Animal Control set traps in the victims' yards and caught a squirrel.
He says the squirrel didn't have any signs of rabies, but it is being held as a precautionary measure. |
Scenes we'd like to see....
Scene: Crete Police Station. Two women are led into a room to observe a line of suspects.
Detective: Welcome, ladies. You understand why you are here. The procedure is we will bring a group of potential suspects into the adjacent room. You can see them through this window, but they can't see you.
Woman 1: Yes. Yes, we understand.
Detective (flipping on an intercom): All right, Sergeant, bring in the line-up.
The sergeant enters the line-up room, followed by six squirrels of varying colors and sizes. They line up against the wall.
Sergeant: All right, please turn to your right.
The line-up complies.
Sergeant: Now turn around.
The line-up complies.
Detective: Do any of these suspects look familiar?
Woman 2: Well, I'm not sure... maybe number four?
Detective (on the intercom): Number four, would you please face forward and step forward?
Number four does so.
Detective: Well, what do you think?
Woman 1: Yes, yes I think that's him.
Woman 2: Yes! That look in his eyes - I, I can never forget it. He's nuts! Nuts, I tells ya! |
This would be great if only the squirrels would have to say the line from The Usual Suspects
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