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kristin31
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Location: Caught in the crossfire of childhood and stardom
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 Posted: 01/15/05 - 21:12 Post subject: Speaking of inaugurations...probably not "On-topic"
Things to do before the second Inauguration:
1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Cash your social security check
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
6. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
7. Hoard gasoline.
8. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
9. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.
10. Come out of the closet - then go back in - HURRY!
11. Jam in all the stem cell research you can.
12. Stay out late before the curfews start.
13. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
14. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
15. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
16. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white
person.
17. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.
18. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
19. Start your school day WITHOUT a prayer.
20. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
21. Attend a commitment ceremony of your gay friends.
22. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
23. Take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
24. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
25. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
26. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
27. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.
Sad, but true.
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